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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:09 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:52 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:00 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:36 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:23 pm
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Two men were playing golf. One of the men, named Jack, hit the golf ball too far. He wandered into the woods and found his ball near some buttercups. He hit the ball, and the buttercups died. All of a sudden, POOF! An old lady appears out of thin air. She says: "I am Mother Nature. Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups!? From now on Jack, you won't have butter for the rest of your life!" And POOF! She dissapeared. Jack was still in shock, and then called out to his friend: "MIKE? WHERE ARE YOU?" His friend replied "I'm near the pussywillows Jack!" Now Jack suddenly cried to his friend: "DON'T SWING MIKE, FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T SWING!!!"
I know another one:
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said: “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does.” Joanne giggled and confessed: “I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.” Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked: “Well, what do you call your boyfriend?” Kathy frowned and said: “The postman.” “Why the postman?” asked Joanne. “Because, he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box.”
Yet another one:
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story! At 78 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
Another one:
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The human resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, “what’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?” The woman replies, “Its Keith, the midget.”
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:25 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:55 pm
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A French man is visiting the United States. He sees a beautiful women, and tries to communicate with her. She doesn't understand, and tells him to go learn some English. So, he goes to the hospital, and learns the word "Baby". He goes to the zoo, and learns "Zebra." He goes to the airport, and learns "Take off." Later, he sees the woman again, and approaches her. She tosses her hair and asks "So, did you learn English?" He nods, takes a deep breath, and proclaims loudly "Take off ze bra, baby!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:13 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:29 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:40 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:09 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:15 pm
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