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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:32 pm


	.:. The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry Cookie: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Aaron: Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Exhausted Encarton: Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous Sara: Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Oh, I hate those Christmas cards! Hangovers Rigging up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Addy: The Salvation Army Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Oh, geez! I'm tryin' to rig up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me: Whining feuer: I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!! Charities, And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!? Five months of bills! Oh, making out these cards Honey, get me a beer, huh? What, we have no extension cords?!? And finding a Christmas tree The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me A tired Lord P.: Finding parking spaces DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!! Donations! Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Writing out those Christmas cards Hangovers! Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!? And finding a Christmas tree The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Tilly: "Batteries Not Included" No parking spaces BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!! Get a job, ya bum! Oh, facing my in-laws! Five months of bills! Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards Oh, geez, look at this! One light goes out, they ALL go out!!! And finding a Christmas tree The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me: A Renegade couch potato: Stale TV specials "Batteries Not Included" No parking spaces DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!! Charities! She's a witch...I hate her! Five months of bills! Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people! Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh? Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!! And finding a Christmas tree The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me: Two male EFEers: Singing Christmas carols Stale TV specials "Batteries Not Included" No parking?!? WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH! Charities! Gotta make 'em dinner! Five months of bills! I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it! Shut up, you! FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!! And finding a Christmas tree ooga booga o 3o .:.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:40 pm


	Twinkle twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, =0 sends you to Doctor Encarton Like a diamond in the sky, Twinkle twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are!

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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:55 pm


	Cuttin' through the darkest night In my two headlights I'm trying to keep it clear But I'm losing it here To the twilight .:. I don't need no doctor o-0 .:. There's a dead end to my left There's a burning bush to my right You aren't in sight You aren't in sight

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:49 pm


	Twinkle twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Or do you? ninja Like a diamond in the sky, Twinkle twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are!

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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:43 pm


	One of the pains of christmas is boarding up my chimney lest I have some fat guy in red leave crap in my house and steal my cookies...jerk.

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:52 pm


	[Seems Addy, Aaron, and I are the only few Efers in there that aren't having any emotional stress. o: ]

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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:05 pm


	Cuttin' through the darkest night In my two headlights I'm trying to keep it clear But I'm losing it here To the twilight .:. xD .:. There's a dead end to my left There's a burning bush to my right You aren't in sight You aren't in sight

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:50 am


	EMODINOSAIDWHAT?! I'm gunna try not to drink so much eggnog this year so hopefully there won't be any hangovers. ; 3; The Dino Has Spoken

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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:18 am


	I give my hand to you with all my heart Can't wait to live my life with you, can't wait to start You and I will never be apart .:. The children shall spend Christmas with Grandma Mei >w< Christmas is one day away and I already have a great collection of sweaters <3 .:. My dreams came true because of you From this moment as long as I Iive I will love you, I promise you this There is nothing I wouldn't give From this moment on

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:25 pm


	[-Stares at your posting format- Not even my posting formats stretch the page that much. o~o ]

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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:35 pm


	Twinkle twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Grandma? I suppose Mei is also the name of either yours or Aaron's mom. =Y Like a diamond in the sky, Twinkle twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are!