The Ultimate Showdown!!!!! (aka the Fight Thread)

[evil homer 91]

The rules are simple...
Defeat/kill/taunt/aggravate/mam/or other any opposition

No saying something like "I trap ;Name; in a "blank" and seal it up so he/she can't escape!!!!!" or "I become invincible by "blank"!!!!!"

EVERYONE can die. You just aren't PERMANENTLY dead.
Don't try to get around this by saying "I didn't kill him/her, I trapped him and he/she can't escape."

also lets avoid dbz fighting

just beat the living snot out of each other

Glad we got that cleared up.

NOW FIGHT!!!  

[Card Queen]

*tosses boot at evil homer*
Rules are for the weak!!!!!  

[Kirby The Cheat]

but without rules its anarchy, just like this thread is meant to be. aw, what the hell. *tosses another boot at homer, then points and laughs*  

[evil homer 91]

*gets hit in face by boots* oh its on. *pulls out a chan gun and fires severa hundred rounds at kirby and queen*  

[Zapatorf]

*Jumps out with a giant blue shield, protects them both, and shouts at Homer*

"Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"  

[evil homer 91]

*switches chain gun for a spartan laser* lets see your hunk of steal can block this! *fires a fully charged shot at zap*  

[Card Queen]

*runs the heck out of the blast radius*
*gives remaing boot to Zap*
Use it well, son!  

[GeorgeStow]

Turns Queeny into a flea, a harmless little flea.
Then I put that flea in a box, then I out that box in another box, then I mail it to myself, then I smash it with a hammer!
I am a lone fighter.
With a drum kit.
*Plays Sweet Child of Mine*  

[Zapatorf]

*throws the boot at the shot so it blows up, just coming short of him*

"What are you doing? We haven't thrown the cow yet! We can't start!!!"

*pulls out remote and presses a button*

*cow comes out of nowhere and lands between Zap and Homer*

*hears his favorite song playing, pulls out a guitar from nowhere and starts rocking out to Sweet Child O Mine*

"She's got a smile that it seems to meeee.... reminds me of childhood.... memories, where ev-er-y-thing was as fresh as the bright blue skyyyyy"  

[Kirby The Cheat]

*laughs at the Monty Python quote and the Emperor's New Groove quote. then pulls an 8 foot katana (like Sepiroth's) out of the kosode im wearing and runs at Homer slashing wildly and yelling like a psychopath*  

[evil homer 91]

"a katana? you have got to be kidding."

*pulls out a Winchester Model 1200 shot gun with a Bayonet attachment and fires it when Kirby enters range,witch knocks him flat on the ground*

"shotguns are the new swords"  

[Zapatorf]

*pulls out a Team Healer and throws it at Kirby, healing him instantly*

I'm a defensive player, by the way. =D  

[Card Queen]

Fleas are unkillable *squeak* Guns 'n Roses suck!
*boing* *boing* *boing*  

[Zapatorf]

*snaps fingers, and while you're looking at my fingers snapping, Tama turns you back into a human*

"What did you squeak?"

*activates Nayru's Love and Farore's Wind, then grabs the biggoron's sword and runs at Card Queen with a crazed look on his face*  

[GeorgeStow]

I dedicate this attack to two peoples;
Guns 'N' Roses and....
THE ARSENAL FOOTBALL TEAM!
AAAARGGHHHHH!
DIE FLEA DIE FLEA DIE FLEA!
mrgreen