Funny sayings

[The_Clumsy_Blonde_Ninja]

They say im in denial. I'm not
My imaginary friends said you have serious problems.
an optimist falls off the empire state building, and after 50 stories says, So far so good! rofl  

[Dragonas-2]

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Confusious say,
"man who dance on toilet, high on pot  

[iiNightx]

Take a Flight to california from New York
Bring a 500 page book
Land
Man That was a lot of coloring
mrgreen  

[xx-Nex-Serenus-Decorus-xx]

Dragonas-2

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Confusious say,
"man who dance on toilet, high on pot"

Lmao!!!  

[Si_co_bee]

Confusous says

man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger

man who go to bed with dirty mind wake up with pregnant teddy bear  

[Totschlager]

Here is a quote that made my day.


"Men are like parking spots, all of the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."


*drum noise*

BA-DUMP-BUMP-PISH!


I am here all week!


Thank ya very much!

-HT


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[lucky_the_heartless]

confucious say Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

 

[Dragonas-2]

Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Experts Claim That Bannanas are an Excellent Source of Yellow
I used up all my sick days, so i called in dead
DO NOT ABUSE CHILDREN!!! (no really, they have guns now)  

[Lady Dianna]

when love gives you lemon's throw it back and say 'I WANT A COOKIE!'  

[Dragonas-2]

Is there such thing as a vegan vampire?

If a Midgit walks in a bar and asks for a "tall one" will it be able to reach it to drink it?

If sally has 2 apples and jordan has 3 apples, why wont they just shut up and eat?

If you see me with a stupid grin on my face...chances are im laughing at you.  

[RED_CAP]

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale."  

[XxFoxblaze_of_RiverClanxX]

((kk, this might suck, soooo, yeah. you've been warned.))
Confucious say Don't judge book by cover, that is perverted.  

[Tits of GTF0]

._. I seem to have lost my treasure chest....May I look into yours?





If you were on the mcDonald's Menu, you'd be called McGorgeous.

;3

 

[Kisses_from_below]

It's not rape, it's just sex you didn't know you wanted XDD (I rape no one btw lol!)  

[Dragonas-2]

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.