yo mamma jokes

[Fullmetal Hommunculous]

I was bored so,yeah. I really like yo mamma jokes and I like telling them more. so I decided to make a topic so people could tell yo mamma jokes to each other. have funn and go crazy!  

[Fullmetal Hommunculous]

yo mamma is so stupid, she failed a survey.

yo mamma is so ugly, she goes to a stripper joint and they pay her to keep her cloths on.

yo mamma is so fat,you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.  

[DIngo_Reno]

Yo momma is so dumb she trips over a cordless phone
Yo momma is so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Yo momma is so fat and dumb, when a milk dud went up her butt, she though she had a cancer/tumor.
Yo momma is so dumb she though caller ID was a licenses to use the phone
Yo momma is so dumb that Bush uses her to support his actions
Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a radio was a TV
Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a flea market was a place to by fleas
Yo momma is so dumb, she can't figure out how to take a rubix cube out of the box  

[Fullmetal Hommunculous]

yo mamma is so fat, when she goes to the movies sge sits next to everyone.

yo mamma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.(a spagetti sauce)

yo mamma is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

yo mamma is so short,you can see her feet on her drivers licence.

yo mamma is so ugly she makes onions cry.

yo mamma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

yo mamma is so old, she waited tables at the last supper.

yo mamma is so old, her birth certificate says "expired".