Please, we need your support for african hand-drum syndrome.
Its an epidemic on a very international scale.
Currently there is no cure... and there seems to be little hope for the many white-people now affected by this disease. In N.America we are not bread to play hand-drum's for extended periods of time, and somehow the will to resist polaying them while in their presence seems to elude us also.
Early warning signs include
-tappin of toes
-amateur air-drumming
-a sudden urge to strike everyday object in rhythm
-a sudden superior enjoyment of "Moby d**k"(led Zeppelin)
If any of these signs present themselves, please consult a doctor immediately.... even though there is no cure.
Fully evolved symptoms include
-loss of feeling, and/or movement in the hands
-colour blindness
-chronic confusion
-withdrawal like symptoms whilenot playing a hand-drum
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