Ew.

[sunnyxdaze]

So I had another bday party today.. And my mom and I were driving all over to get supplies.
Some guy who got in our way at the Walmart parking lot caught up with us in the store, and apologized. Then he asks my mom if we're sisters.

She's like.. "She's my daughter.." & he like, didn't believe us..
I was thinking to myself that I just wanted to get cereal and move on.

Then he turns to me and goes, "Do you know you're very beautiful?"
...Creepy, much?

He asks me how old I am.. and I'm like, "16."
& He's all, "Oh, too young for my son then. He's 24."

So he's was like, trying to hook me up with this old guy.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

That's messed up.

I think it's all a plot made by the government to get all their teens pregnant so they can build up the military. Pretty soon they will promote Christianity so no one gets abortions.  

[sunnyxdaze]

oh noez.
The government is taking over our babies. D:

 

[Meiazure]

That's scary, Sunny! I wouldn't know what to say. >.>

Bet he wouldn't chase you and your mom if you were like one of the ugly stepsisters. xd  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Fear the Cloud! Fear the Cloud well...

Watch out Sunny!

Soon they will make impregnating machines and impregnate you at night.

&&& Your babies will look like Arnold Swartzinegger (how the hell do you spell that? D<)

gonk

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.. Or the Cloud shall cry out a rain storm on your parade!

 

[sunnyxdaze]

Lol..

& They'll be shipped in a box off to the military.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

Maybe we should make the unused subforum a conspiracy theory subforum. >w<

Edit: Oh. That's vending. xDD

The Dino Has Spoken

Vegeta, what’s the scanner say about his post level?

 

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. >.>
<.<
-walks to the clinic- .:.

 

[Numba1Crackbaby73_Fan]

I was that creepy guy.