This just in!

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Sagrafazle/Feuerleben is.....SAPPHIRESARA!
(Interviewing self)
Me: What made you realize that your Fiance was actually SapphireSara in disguise?
Me: Well it all started when I mistook Sagra for Sara.

I then came to the conclusion that...

Sagra - g = Sara

&&&

Fazle - f + d = Dazle

Dazle + Sara = DazzleSara

What is dazzling?

A SAPPHIRE!

So Sagrafazle = SapphireSara!
Me: Don't you find it strange that Sara would cheat on [A]ddicted for you?
Me:Of course not, I'm the ultimate picture of manly smexyness. ;3
Me:That you are my friend. Rawr. ;D
Do you think you will go along with your marriage?
Me:Well I thought I was marrying a guy. Feuer lied to me ; 3;
Me:Well that's all the time we have today. Goobye everyone.
-Waves to adoring fans-

xDD  

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. O__O
Sara?!.:.

 

[TillxGone]

Fear the Cloud! Fear the Cloud well...

o:
Good work Aaron!
o:
Wait.
That means....Aaron.
YOU MARRIED SARA!
And that also means...
Sara is cheating on Addy!
o:
This is like really dramatic!

><

.. Or the Cloud shall cry out a rain storm on your parade!

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Sagrafazle

.:. O__O
Sara?!.:.

You can't deny it. I see through your lies. D<
 

[Herr Sinne]

TillxGone

Fear the Cloud! Fear the Cloud well...

o:
Good work Aaron!
o:
Wait.
That means....Aaron.
YOU MARRIED SARA!
And that also means...
Sara is cheating on Addy!
o:
This is like really dramatic!

><

.. Or the Cloud shall cry out a rain storm on your parade!

I KNOW!

We need popcorn for this!  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

This would make an awesome comic/news report thingy.
 

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. O_O
I am in shock!
-goes into shock and falls on the floor- .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

-Rips off Sagra's mask to reveal a clutter face-
 

[TillxGone]

Fear the Cloud! Fear the Cloud well...

o:
Aaron!
Go make a news report!
-Popping popcorn while filming this-

><

.. Or the Cloud shall cry out a rain storm on your parade!

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

I can't make a new report. D:

I suck at news reports. neutral

...

...

Fine I'll make it. >__>

The Dino Has Spoken

Vegeta, what’s the scanner say about his post level?

 

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. ; 3; Is our marrage over? .:.

 

[TillxGone]

Fear the Cloud! Fear the Cloud well...

I don't think so.
Just the marriage between you and Addy.

><

.. Or the Cloud shall cry out a rain storm on your parade!

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Sagrafazle

.:. ; 3; Is our marrage over? .:.

-tear-

If it is it's your fault.
gonk

 

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. D;
-throws your things out the window- .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

; 3;

-Throws Feuer out the window-