Fear the Cloud! Fear the Cloud well...
Here's a story that I typed up a few weeks ago.
I think you should read it.
Today, a fish came over and found five dollars on the outside of his fish bowl. The fish, whose name will be Woo ha ha, tried to get the five dollars but couldn’t. As the five dollars was on the outside of the fish bowl while Woo ha ha was on the inside of the fish bowl. But, Woo ha ha still tried to get the five dollars. So, he continued trying to get the five dollars by banging his head against the glass of the fish bowl. Though, with all the banging, Woo ha ha soon gained a concussion and wasn’t allowed near the glass of the fish bowl. Though, Woo ha ha came back to the glass and continued to bang his head to get the five dollars. Why couldn’t he stop himself? Well, Woo ha ha was a goldfish and they only have a thirteen second memory span so, after every thirteen seconds he would forget whatever had happened and would see the five dollars, which started the whole cycle of him banging his head against the fish bowl glass again.
Woo ha ha soon died after several more bangs to his fishy head. The five dollars still remain there to this day, which is the same day when Woo ha ha first saw the five dollars.
The End.
Actually that’s not the end. The next day, Woo ha ha’s brother, whose name is Ha ha woo, came and saw that the five dollars was gone. In place of the five dollars was a shiny quarter. The tragic faith that had fallen on Woo ha ha soon came and taken his brother, Ha ha woo, through the same cycle to death.
The End.
I think you should read it.
Today, a fish came over and found five dollars on the outside of his fish bowl. The fish, whose name will be Woo ha ha, tried to get the five dollars but couldn’t. As the five dollars was on the outside of the fish bowl while Woo ha ha was on the inside of the fish bowl. But, Woo ha ha still tried to get the five dollars. So, he continued trying to get the five dollars by banging his head against the glass of the fish bowl. Though, with all the banging, Woo ha ha soon gained a concussion and wasn’t allowed near the glass of the fish bowl. Though, Woo ha ha came back to the glass and continued to bang his head to get the five dollars. Why couldn’t he stop himself? Well, Woo ha ha was a goldfish and they only have a thirteen second memory span so, after every thirteen seconds he would forget whatever had happened and would see the five dollars, which started the whole cycle of him banging his head against the fish bowl glass again.
Woo ha ha soon died after several more bangs to his fishy head. The five dollars still remain there to this day, which is the same day when Woo ha ha first saw the five dollars.
The End.
Actually that’s not the end. The next day, Woo ha ha’s brother, whose name is Ha ha woo, came and saw that the five dollars was gone. In place of the five dollars was a shiny quarter. The tragic faith that had fallen on Woo ha ha soon came and taken his brother, Ha ha woo, through the same cycle to death.
The End.
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.. Or the Cloud shall cry out a rain storm on your parade!