Cindy: Hello E.F.E this is Cindy Donovinh telling you that there is gonna be a long delay with the original breaking news story due to feuer's condition we are able to have an interview with feuer
feuer: Hello Cindy
Cindy: So what happened with the story, Why didn't you continue?
feuer: I will continue the story but I'm currently not in a creative mood and I have to continue it because I don't want Mei having a seizure
Cindy: oh how do you know Mei will have a seizure?
feuer: She wrote to me and I quote " Tell me the name of the shooter! Before I really get a seizure from suspense."
Cindy: I see so what have you been trying to do to get back your creativity?
feuer: Well....actually nothing! I'm having fun playing with the Sims 2 and I just got one of my sims the cutest outfit with an adorable hair style! I just wanna hug hum to de-
Cindy: You're getting off track there buddy
feuer: Oh sorry
Cindy: So can you give us a hint of the shooter?
feuer: Sorry Cindy I can't, BUT I can tell you that It's not edmund or anybody you know
Cindy: Oh! anyways since I don't want you telling us more about the story what do you think of the rejected olympics?
feuer: It's pretty fun for a really bored person although I did enjoy washing Liam
Cindy: So which team are you on?
feuer: I was originally gonna be in Isle de Gambino like last year in the summer event thingy but I chose barton because of the adorable angel imp
Cindy: Those things are adorable
feuer: So Cindy how did you get out of the hot zone in the original breaking news?
Cindy: I didn't feuer we're still in cupcake mountain just inside a small cabin in the woods nearby
feuer: Oh well this is pretty scary
Chuck: You don't know scary man! I been here for I don't know how many days with this woman and I can't take anymore of her complaints about her menstral-
Cindy: Chuck!
Chuck: What?! Look at me woman! I haven't shaved! I haven't eaten! I haven't even Talked to my wife in durem! and look at yourself! You're hair is all messed up your eye liner is running and your shirt isn't even tucked in!
Cindy: Well I'm sorry I couldn't get us out sooner chuck!
feuer: Uhm.....I guess I should go
Cindy: Don't move feuer! If you leave this cabin you will be shot down by that maniac! he's been keeping his eye on this cabin ever since Chuck here started throwing rocks at the building!
Chuck: Well I was trying to get that maniac to shoot me so I could get away from you! but you just had to pull me back in!
Cindy: What about your wife Chuck?! She would be devastated to hear that her husband died!
Chuck: Stop yelling at me!
feuer: Well this about wraps it up for the not so important breaking news this is Feuerleben telling you to wait for the other part of the story ......Stop fighting you two! -get a shoe thrown at me- Okay who threw that?!
Cindy: Oh Chuck it's on now! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! -spears Chuck-
Chuck: Ooof! Is that all you got! -body slams-
feuer: Calm down!!!! -hides under a shabby desk-
