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[mozfart]

Everyone has embarrassing stories! That's right.. I want to hear your's! It could be in real life, on some website, or even Gaia itself! So.. spill?

 

[mozfart]

In real life;
The most embarrassing story for me in real life would have to be when I was hanging out with my mom at our local mall. My mom turned to me and said, "Man, Abbey! That bra makes your breasts look great~!" So of course.. All the guys around us quickly turned their heads towards us.. It was so embarrassing.. redface

 

[bubba gump the shrimp]

In Real Life:
2day i won an award in language arts. my b.f. got an award in llanguadge arts 2. my mom was lik " Ciera go take a picture w/ him so i can show it @ ur wedding!" all of my friends giggled and my bff was really embaressed! redface  

[dark_munkey]

Real Life: I Lost My Swimming Trunx Boogie Boarding @ The Beach  

[Alluminn]

In real life: I was talking to my friend about the guy I liked, but she didn't happen to mention he was standing right behind me.

 

[Pailzor]

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In Real Life:
2day i won an award in language arts. my b.f. got an award in llanguadge arts 2. my mom was lik " Ciera go take a picture w/ him so i can show it @ ur wedding!" all of my friends giggled and my bff was really embaressed! redface

An award in language arts? Are you serious? o.o
Edit: Ohhhh... Not for you. Nevermind. It makes sense now.. sweatdrop  

[peanut butter fruit loops]

real;
I wasn't paying attention in like 6th or 7th grade on a feild trip to the movies
and afterward we were all going to the bathroom before we left and I was talking to a friend and just walked into a door, and it was the boys bathroom and all the guys stared at me and laughed at me the whole way back to school ;;>__>  

[Renown]

I went in for my first behind the wheel driving lesson, and mom was all over the car taking pictures of me with her cell phone. I threatned to hit her if she didn't back off. XD
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I was with a new group of friends, and I was drinking some milk at lunch with them, and one guy did something really funny while I was drinking, and the milk went out my nose, so I stood up, and splattered it all over these preps. It was great, in a totally embarassing way. XD

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I was drinking milk at lunch with the same group, and the girl I hate most at school was being loud and obnoxious, and we are looking at her, and all of a sudden out of nowhere, someone threw a water bottle at her, and it hit her in the head, I spit the milk out on my friend across from me. XD

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I was tired and not speaking well. We had one of those math work sheets where the problems make an answer to a joke. The joke was:

"What happiened to the penut when he went out at night."
"He was asalted"

And somene didn't get it, so I was trying to say : "You know, like salted peanut,"

But, behold, it came out, "Salted p***s"
Everyone including me cracked up, and I was the butt of blow job jokes for the rest of the year. XD  

[cruelrule IV]

hmmm the most embarresing moment of my life real life:
is when i was at a friends house i was walking down the steps and his skateboard fell out underneath him and went under my foot and it slipped out from under me and i fell man my butt was never that sore before  

[Electric Magic]

xD I was thinking about posting a particular one but then I decided not to.

I was at a concert, and I had to pee REALLY bad, so I went off to go to the bathroom. All the bathrooms at the venue were weirdly placed, so I was like, who is going to be in the bathroom while the band is playing? I just walked into a bathroom, which happened to be a mens. There was a guy in there taking a leak, and I just froze. He was like, "Sorry, sweetie, you got the wrong bathroom." I ran out, haha. Not that bad, but I was so embarassed that I walked in on a guy peeing.  

[doodliness]

One: I called my teacher mom and everyone laughed at me
Two: I was reading a story in this one class and the word itch came up and it came out b***h
Three: I yelled out p***s while I said I don't like these peanuts  

[Electric Magic]

xD Another time, I was getting some ice cream, and I wanted peanut butter cups in it, but I accidentally said "p***s butter cups". The woman did a double take.  

[deatht420]

hmm i was driving our truck out of a barn but my cousen parked like
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| |=| | lol bad diagram |=| is my truck / / cousens car
and | are barn walls neddles to say i have a huge dent in the side of my truck more than 2 foot deep or when i was drunk i hit my chest like a gorilla and did the george of the jungle call =) and couldent walk so i had to butt scoot to the bathroom all while parents are watching and laughing histaricly  

[Alluminn]

deatht420

barn
drunk

Enough said

 

[Xyloid]

I have too many to count.

Although, nothing really embarrasses me anymore.