1000 DMC rules

[AC-31 Jewbot]

1. Your demon arm can only hold a katana
2. Your gonna get your a** kicked at some point no matter how awesome you are.
3. Never underestimate the black dude.
4. Have white hair and you will be super human.
5. The friend/brother always dies.
6. Nothing can kill you...in a cutscene...
7. The bad guy is always old and bald...
8. Devils cry
9. The katana can cut ANYTHING!
10. stabs to the chest are NEVER fatal...(except for fake angels)  

[Synystre]

Wow XD  

[AC-31 Jewbot]

Synystre

Wow XD

you know then someone else makes some rules starting from 11 and somehow we eventually get 1000 rules that restrict to the DMC universe...but no ones been interested sad  

[takayu kun]

DaxelRazer

1. Your demon arm can only hold a katana
2. Your gonna get your a** kicked at some point no matter how awesome you are.
3. Never underestimate the black dude.
4. Have white hair and you will be super human.
5. The friend/brother always dies.
6. Nothing can kill you...in a cutscene...
7. The bad guy is always old and bald...
8. Devils cry
9. The katana can cut ANYTHING!
10. stabs to the chest are NEVER fatal...(except for fake angels)

11. Regardless of physics, and because of your own demonic blood, a 40 or so foot fall from a bridge will not harm you in any way.
12. The hottest chicks will want to kill you.
13. Regardless of whether or not you are in devil form, if you are not fast enough to outpace a speeding mining cart and explosive enemies, you can be blown to smithereens.
14. It doesn't matter what city you're in; people will always stare/fear you if you have silver hair and look anything younger than 60.
15. Anything brandishing a scythe at you is not likely looking to be friends.

sweatdrop I only got five for now. I'll come back and do some more later though.  

[Dark Prince Kei]

16. You must always have a long flowing coat that the enemy doesn't have enough sense to grab on to.
17. You must ALWAYS name every weapon you get.
18. You must always have a form of red or blue in your clothing.
19.Everything must focus on Sparda.

Thats all I got for now.  

[takayu kun]

Dark Prince Kei

16. You must always have a long flowing coat that the enemy doesn't have enough sense to grab on to.
17. You must ALWAYS name every weapon you get.

lol  

[residentblonde94]

20: the ammunition clips in your guns will not run out
21: there is always another difficulty to make you cry more
22: your clothing will not rip regardless of how many times you are shot, stabbed, set on fire etc.
23: your bullets have a lot more effect in a cutscene
24: your enemies will never think of aiming at you neck to decapitate you
25: you will be able to master any new form of weaponry after having spent only 5 seconds trying it out

lol