I had one weird dream

[The Full English]

I had this really weird dream last Wednesday night and apart of these dream freaked me out. the dream itself starts with me finish a time machine, which is a bit like the TARDIS really small on the outside and massive on the inside, so even when dream I rip of tv programmes. Like any normal person with a time machine I decided to use it to fight evil, so I do but I get stab, while fighting evil. I can’t die, it’s my dream my rules. Then I wake up in a hospital, with a hot nurse. As any red blood male with a time machine, I use the time machine to pick this hot nurse up, something along the line of “hey would you like to see my time machine”. She decides to come with me to fight evil and use the time machine to take us both back to my home. Where is plan to have sex with her.

So I’m at home with her going to have sex with her so I begin to undress, I’m about half naked when she turns into a 14 year old girl. In the dream I get freaked out and start panicking. Also wondering what the hell happened to the hot nurse. Then my parent walk in and ask my why I’m half naked, why there is a 14 year old girl with me and what was the deal with the big box. By quick thinking on my part, I use the time machine to distract my parent, while I try and get this 14 year old girl out of the house. I get the girl out go back into the room with the time machine show my parents, then I woke up.  

[Foetus In Fetu]

I don't even need to read this post to know that it wasn't half as cool as the dream I had about being Spider-Man.  

[stareyed_in_LA]

It sure beats my nightmare about me dying in a plane crash over London.  

[Behatzlacha-S]

Or mine where all the leaves on all the trees in the world became giant tree monsters and started killing people with photosynthetic madness!  

[Angilwingz]

That does sound a bit strange.  

[Shadow of an Illusion]

Behatzlacha-S

Or mine where all the leaves on all the trees in the world became giant tree monsters and started killing people with photosynthetic madness!

That reminds me of some horrible program I shouldn't have watched when I was wee. Bits of wood turned into tree demons. Was scared of my furniture for ages after.  

[Boolean Julian]

I dreamed that McCain won, that was pretty bad.  

[Foetus In Fetu]

That's cold sweats time, Ju.  

[Angilwingz]

For goodness sake,

Last night I dreampt I was on a plane. Then there was no plane. Then I was naked, then I got shot, then I was dead but my spirit was on the plane which had somehow teleported to the top of a mountain. Except the mountain wasn't very tall because it was in a lake and only the peak stuck out. And the US military was there, and they were the ones that shot me. But they shot me there somehow before I got there and prevented me from getting the little girl and her dolly to safety. She was instead transferred to a nice foster home, leaving her real parents wondering who left the fridge open.

If this is beginning to sound like an excerpt from the Yoghurt, 3 word story, then honestly, how many loners are writing the script inside my head.  

[Behatzlacha-S]

Dreams are fun! I had a dream where George and Lennie out of "Of Mice and Men". were fighting a hobo in an Asda parking lot...
I freak myself out with this stuff!
And I've had one where I was staring at a cute, fluffy pokemon kinda thing giggling for half an hour.
Oh yeah!
And one where I got caught under a heavy set of weights, and a sleletal man released two vicious hounds which ripped my very flesh off! That was a good one.....

Stay tuned, folks  

[Mr. Bono Vox]

i had a dream where i was the lead role in Wicked, signing Defying Gravity... o.0  

[Boolean Julian]

Foetus In Fetu

That's cold sweats time, Ju.

It was wierd. We were in an airport watching it on the news and loads of my friends were investing in land.

Ju's a new one, by the way. Better than Blow Job.  

[Invictus_88]

I had a remarkably vivid dream last night in which I was cut down by enemy fire, clearing houses in Iran.

As an aspiring officer, this is not encouraging.  

[hilizzy265]

Boolean Julian

I dreamed that McCain won, that was pretty bad.

I bet it wasn't as bad as the one Obama had where he lost the telepropter, or the one where everyone in the US heard the stupid things Biden's said.

In all seriousness, why aren't you worried about how anti free speech he is?

And, just for disclosure, I can't stand McCain  

[anjelkake]

I dreamed i was walking around a shopping centre singng 'dont cry for me Argentina' just that one song over and over and over ..i sounded rather excellent though 3nodding Oh and once i dreamt i was being chased by a tiny man in a tuxedo, he was about a foot high and with an urge to murder. eek