[Game] Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[For-Chan Cookie]

This game is pretty self explanitory. You ask a silly question and the next user must give you a silly answer. The object is to make your answers as weird and wonderful as possible.

Example:
Why do camels have humps?

Those humps are actually speed bumps that keep the camels going under the legal speed limit in the desert. Without them, they might go too fast and then they'd get tickets.

Why do cats meow?

They would like to bark, but that sound was already taken.

Why do they sell cans of air when it's all around us?

So you will answer the question above you and then ask a question of your own. Don't stop at a short little answer, give us something silly! Now let's start!

Why is it so hard for bishounen to keep their clothes on?  

[Turn the Paige]

Because it's a law of nature for them to take their clothes off. Having clothes on goes against their nature, so they have to take them off to feel more comfortable

Why can't I have a Kiki to match my slippers? crying  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because you'd need a stripper job to be able to afford one and you look cute with your clothes on. 3nodding

Why do my shoulders hurt so much? x_x  

[kyra-san]

Because the yaoi is on the top shelf.

Why are all my friends homophobic?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because robots have taken over their brains. Robots have no sense for beautiful boy lovin'.

Why are ukes so weepy?  

[User_2629207]

Rulin' ya universes...

Because they eat soybeans all the time.
Why is the yaoi animation industry so sloooow?

...since 1992.

 

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because they're always taking field trips to host clubs and love hotels to get up close and personal yaoi experiences instead of working on anime!

Why are characters with glasses usually stuck up?  

[User_2629207]

Rulin' ya universes...

Because their glasses are evil and send manipulative brain waves into the wearer's mind.

Why is there always so much hinting in shounen series?

...since 1992.

 

[Turn the Paige]

Because the writers haven't figured out a better way to get girls to read shounen. They don't like big boobs, but they like boys kissing, so the give them little hint and then put out lots of pretty boy statues for them to buy!

Why don't I ever have enough money for those pretty boy statues? eek  

[Vexworth]

Because secretly, when your back's turned, the pretty boy statues pick your pockets and buy outlandish hats with the stolen money.

WHY CAN I NEVER GET MY PLANTS TO GROW?! crying

 

[User_2629207]

Rulin' ya universes...

Because they're masochistic, they want you to hurt them or they won't grow x3

Why do so many non-yaoi fans think that yaoi fans are weeaboos?

...since 1992.

 

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because they are weeaboos themselves and cannot imagine that there are anime fans out there that aren't weeaboos. Their minds would explode if they tried to contemplate fangirls being intelligent.

Why do people throw around the word weeaboo around so much anyway? I think it's a stupid word talk2hand  

[User_2629207]

Rulin' ya universes...

THE DEVIL MADE THEM DO IT.

Why is there camgirl spam on my favorite yaoi forum? (other than gaia)
...it's kinda the wrong place xD

...since 1992.

 

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because spammers like opening your eyes to all new worlds. They've very kinda and generous like that.

Why do spammers spam?  

[Turn the Paige]

Because Hormel sends them a can of Spam for every spam message they send and they use it to feed starving countries!

Why is the forum so slow?