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Angel_Death_Dreamer

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:37 pm
Ok I found this on the internet and thought that it would be cool to put this on the guild. What do you guys think of these "ways" to see if your asain or not?

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.

2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.

3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.

4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano.

5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.

6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.

7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.

8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.

9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.

10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.

11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.

12. You boil water before drinking.

13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.

14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.

15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.

16. You have a rice cooker.

17. You're a wok user.

18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.

20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.

21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.

22. You iron your own shirts.

23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.

24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.

25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.

26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics.

27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff.

28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.

29. You hate to waste food:

a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.

b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.

32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.

33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.

35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.

37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.

38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.

39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.

40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.

41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents.

42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends.

43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.

44. You never call your parents just to say hi.

45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!

46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.

47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.

48. Almost all your money is in a savings account

49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see.
 
PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:18 pm
this thread was unnecessary.

so, MODs, please lock it.  

s-e-7-e-n_Danny


Vucci

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:20 am
Stereotypical bullshit  
PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:21 pm
Not another one of these? It's just a thing for dumbasses. You don't determinated someone's race by how he acts.

Please do not spam in our guild. Read the rules. You should know that.
 

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~.Kaarii.~

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:27 pm
How would what your kitchen look like determine's someone's race?  
PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:38 pm
Of course, these are typical sterotypes but somehow, some of them are actually true! Plus, it's always fun to read them. (Well, my opinion!) Here's what applies on me:

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
Not really...

2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
Nop!

3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.
Nop!

4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano.
I don't play instrument.

5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
Nop!

6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
Before yeah, but we change for a new style of stove that can't be covered with aluminium foil!

7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
Nop!

8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
Yup!

9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
Yup!

10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
Yup!

11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
Yup!

12. You boil water before drinking.
Yup!

13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
Nop... in front of the TV in my living room!

14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
Nop! I'm a cook newbie!

15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
Yup!

16. You have a rice cooker.
Yup!

17. You're a wok user.
My parents yeah...

18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
Sometimes...

19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
Yup!

20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
Nop... ewww!

21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
Nop! What's the point?!

22. You iron your own shirts.
Nop, too lazy.

23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
Ewww no.

24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
Nop, I almost never cook!

25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.
Yup!

26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics.
Nop!

27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff.
Yup!

28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
Nop... never.

29. You hate to waste food:

a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.
Nop.

b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
Yup.

30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
Nop.

32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
Yup.

33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
Not anymore.

34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
Nop.

35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
Nop.

36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
Yup.

37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
Nop... my mom can!

38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
Yup.

39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
Nop, never.

40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.
Nop.

41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents.
On internet!

42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends.
Yup.

43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
I'm allergic!

44. You never call your parents just to say hi.
Yup.

45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
Nop.

46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.
Yup.

47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
Nop.

48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
Nop.

49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.
So-so.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see.
Nop.

See, I have 18 out of 50 yeses. It proves that is quite bias-stereotype but some of them are actually true.
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