Parody Songs!

[Star Stealing Kidd]

Kuhi: @_X MY mother---rgh..father thingy sings this? How drunk was he!?
Kid: Well see this was the night you where mad--
Kuhi: STOP THERE! DON'T TALK!
Kid: You see it was a Christmas Party and Hiei got pretty drunk....*cough* to much to drink....



[Hiei]
What's the Time?
Well It's Gotta Be Close To Midnight
My Body's Talking Me
It Says, 'Time For Danger and flames'
It Says 'I Wanna Commit A sexy Crime
Wanna Be The Cause Of A Fight
Wanna Put On a Tight jeans And Flirt
With A Stranger'

I've Had A Knack From Way Back
Of Breaking The Rules Once I Learn The
Games
Get Up - Life's Too Quick

I Know Someplace Sick and Hot
Where This Guy'll Dance In The Flames

We Don't Need Any Gold
I Always Get In For Free
You Can Get In Too
If You Get In With Me

Let's Go Ouuuuuut Tonight
I Have To Go Ouuuuuut Tonight
You Wanna Play with my fire?
Let's Run Away into the Flame
We Won't Be Back
Before It's Deathimas day
Take Me Ouuuuuut Tonight (Meow)


When I Get A Wink From The Doorman

Do You Know How Lucky You'll Be?
That You're On Line With The Kitty Of
Avenue Hell

Let's Go Ouuuuuut Tonight
I Have To Go Ouuuuut Tonight
You Wanna Prowl
Be My Night Fox?
Well Take My Hand We're Gonna Hooooowl
Ouuuuut Tonight

In The Evening I've Got To Roam free
Can't Sleep In The City Of Flame And Death
Feels Too Damn Much Like Home, sorry hun
When The Demon Babies Crrrrrry

So Let's go find a Gay Bar
So Dark We Forget Who We Arrrrre
And All The Scars From The fights
Nevers And Maybes Diiiiiie

Let's Go Ouuuuut Tonight
Have To Go Na na na Out Tonight
You're Sweet
Wanna Hit The Road?
Wanna Wail At The Moon Like A Fox In
Heat?
Just Take Me Ooouuut Tonight

Please Take Me Ouuuut Tonight
Don't Forsake Me - Ouuuuut Tonight
I'll Let You Make Me - Ouuuuuut Tonight
Tonight - Tonight - Tonight


[Hiei]
*hic* So Kurama...where did ye, go?..*hic*  

[The Drunk Lloyd Irving]

HA HA! YES! *dances* I lurve this X3  

[Star Stealing Kidd]

You have some too, don't you Parody Kid #2!?  

[Neko_Shinobi]

*is currently rolling on the ground with split sides.*  

[Star Stealing Kidd]

Hey, Hiei Get's drunk sometimes and then Kuhi ih..and then..the singing..and then... Oh god. Dammit..I watched Rent to many times @.@  

[Star Stealing Kidd]

[ I changed it! Hiei was trying to give Mukuro a hair cut because Mukuro Took Hiei's b***h and son away and...yeah..Off with Mukuro's Head!
Mukuro: I still have my head
Kid: Not for long!]

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Kid: Hiei you know, You should use a shaver thingy...Not a katana to shave people
Hiei: Shut it! *hic* I'm still drunk and I thought it was a good idea at the time!
Kid: You almost killed what her face[ Mukuro]
Hiei: She need a hair cut....and also that was the plan, To rid her of that head of hers! She took my dear Kurama and Kuhi away!

Kurama:....?
Kuhi:....X__O

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Hiei: Out I say out!!

Mrs.Botan: All this running and shouting about what's happened?

Hiei: No I had her!
Her throat was there beneath my hand.
I had swear I had her!
Her throat was there and now she'll never come again.

Mrs.Botan: Easy now, hush Fire hush
I keep telling you -

Hiei: When? Why do I wait?
You told me to wait -
Now she'll never come again.
There's a hole in the world like a great black abyss
And it's filled with people who are filled with s**t
And the filthy beast of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...

They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mrs. Botan, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Botan, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one they put in his proper place
And the one with his fist in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs Botan, look at you.

Now we all deserve to rot in hell
Even you Mrs. Botan...even I
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to rot.

And I'll never see Kuhi
No I'll never hold my Son to me - finished!
(shouted) Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Hiei.
You sir, you sir? Welcome to ones Hell.

I will have vengeance.
I will have salvation.
(shouted) Who sir, you sir?
No one in the chair, come on! Come on!
Hiei's waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir - anybody.
Demons don't be shy!

Not one man, no, no ten men.
Not a hundred can assuage me -
I will have you!
And I will get her back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on dishonorable throats.
And my Kurama lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again.

But the work waits!
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy and sorrow!  

[Neko_Shinobi]

I laugh cause it's funny, I pout cause it was unsuccessful. xd  

[The Drunk Lloyd Irving]

Hoi Hoi! Sup kiddies? ^.^ Here's the Parody Kids with another rnadom awesome song of...uhh...parody awesomeness!

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Song : Shoes - Kelly ... something >.>
Parody: Rum - Hiei
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Hiei:
Rum...
Rum...
Rum...
I love my Rum
Let's get Some Rum
Get some rum
My Demon Rum...
My Demon Rum...

I love My Rum
This Rum is good
This Rum Rocks!
But makes me stare
At that sexy fox!

Fox...
Fox...
Oh my god Foxy fox
This Fox is Hot
This fox su - *hic*
This sexy fox

Kurama
I think you've had too much rum

Hiei:
Shut up

Kurama
I think you've had too much rum

Hiei:
Shut up

Kurama
I think you've had too much rum

Hiei:
Shut up

Kurama
I think you've had too much rum

Hiei:
Shut up!!

...Stupid Fox
Stupid Fox *exagerated Hand Flip*

Let's get some rum
Let's Party~ (*Weird party*)

The sexy fox charges $300
The sexy fox charges $300
The sexy fox charges 300 ******** dollars!
Let's get him!

Kurama
Hiei this is a little odd. I think you've had too much rum
I mean...You're kind of drunk...

Hiei:
*grabs Kurama and covers his mouth.*
Is that so?
Is that so?
Is that so?

By the way fox....
I'm going to fight You!
Fight you!
Fight you!
Then $^@! You!! =^.^=

Kurama
O.o ... <3


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Kuhi: FTW! The Gothic Man whore is a! IS WHA!?!?! FTW!?

Hiei: Kuhi clam down..this is...s..fake!
Kurama: No it's not don't you remember when you 'fought' me?
Kuhi:....*cries*  

[Star Stealing Kidd]

So Theodore has been Very busy and has given this too me to post ^.^
This song Is rather amusing and Theodore is very sorry for not posting on the Role play and etc. So Here we go, here's the new Parody Song! Thank you Theo-chan X3

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Hiei's POV


Goin through town the fox, the boy and me
The tot was skipping along so damn happily
Likeness to Kurama showing as he hopped along
Just then another boy stepped out ahead
He gave our boy a kick and only caused a breath.
Then a laugh, a smirk, a shoulder shrug and a clap.
"Prepare to bleed fool." Was his choice of words.
The fox was eyeing me with raised concerns
So I snapped, “Boy! where’d you learn to talk like that?!”

He said, "I’ve been watching you, dad ain’t that cool?
I’m a demon too, I wanna be like you!
Beat up all the kids and grow as strong as you are.
We got speedy kicks and anger snaps
Yeah, we’re just alike, hey, ain’t we dad?
I want to do everything you do.
So I’ve been watching you."

We got back home and I was told to sleep on the couch.
I rolled my eyes then trained in the yard
Mocked the fox, 'Hiei control yourself!'
Then went to sit on the roof, take in the night
Took a moment then turned and caused some fright
The boy had grabbed his heart and dropped to his knees.
Then he looked up and grinned at me
He Spoke up "Can I sit with you, can I please!?"
And I said, “Where did you learn to climb like that?”

He said, "I’ve been watching you, dad ain’t that cool?
I’m a demon too; I 'll be as great as you!
If I train real hard will I be as good as you?
We like killin 'things and holding moma’s hand [hahah!]
Yeah, we’re just alike, hey, ain’t we dad?
I want to do everything you do; so I’ve been watching you!"

Again I rolled my eyes and only gave a shrug hug.
Then he hopped into my lap and curled up
And he said, “But even when Kurama's mad - I still love you!”

"cause! I’ve been watching you, dad ain’t that cool?
I’m a demon too I'll be pride for you!
And eat all my food and beat up uncle Kuwabara!
By then I’ll be strong as you in Majin Form
Not like Yusuke cuz he can't do
Nearly all the cool things you do!
Dad I’ve been watchin’ you."