stupid question stupid answer!

[thereaperismine]

ok here is my question and the nest poster answers it with a stupid answer......
Example: why is the sky blue? ans:becuse we gave is peanut butter!

now some one answer this one.
where do monkeys live?  

[Lilmagical_star]

In Monkeyland.

Why aren't rocks alive?  

[thereaperismine]

because of pie!  

[Lilmagical_star]

Why didn't haven489 write a question?  

[Primrose Moon]

Because the Crittendo surgeons removed his brain temporarily for ... uh, totally not shady research.


Why is it hot in your house in winter but freezing outdoors?  

[GeorgeStow]

Due to the natural balance of all worms.  

[thereaperismine]

where was rock person thing weee! oh yea i mean, why is I a college studint?  

[GeorgeStow]

Because of domokun

Pie?  

[Lilmagical_star]

Turtle!

Who is that elephant man?  

[mattzere]

sorry, i left him out in the rain... sweatdrop

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?  

[GeorgeStow]

My sock from last week's dinner!

Why do all your base are belong to us? question  

[Lilmagical_star]

Because of Kraft Dinner.

What color are your red socks?  

[GeorgeStow]

Harry Potter.

¿Llems uoy od?  

[Lilmagical_star]

Ich trinke einen Kaffee.

Ho ho ho?  

[thereaperismine]

i belive he is a................spectrobes?

why is I such a baka?