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[Incinerella]

I remember seeing this in the main forums a while ago

All you do is write how you dodged, defended or got hit by whatever the previous person has thrown at you and then throw something else at the next person...

eg.

A

I throw my sky box at the person below me

B

I lift up my cat to shield myself from the sky box
I throw my squashed cat

C

I catch the cat in a pillow case and give it some milk
I throw the empty milk bottle

and so on....


I throw my surf board at the person below  

[Airforce Soldier]

I chop it in half with my katana, I then throw the katana it the person below me.  

[Incinerella]

I dive out of the way of the katana as it slams into a tree behind me, this makes a monkey fall out of it

I pick up the monkey and throw it at the person below...  

[Dismal Living]

I caught the monkey and gave it a banana then it pooped
I put the poop in a bag and threw it at the person below  

[Airforce Soldier]

I open a umbrella and the poop covers it.
I throw it to the person below me.  

[Serious Hatred]

I side step and it flies passed towards the person below me...
(lol i know thats ******** up the game but hey its legal!)  

[Dismal Living]

i use my fan to blow it into a tree, the fumes from the monkey's fecal is so strong is breaks the tree and the tree hits the person below.  

[Incinerella]

I am squashed under the tree until my hair burns it away, I pick up the ashes and blow them towards the person below  

[Dismal Living]

the ashes got in my eyes and now my sasuke contacts are ruined (good going up there)
i throw my ash ridden contacts at the person below  

[Airforce Soldier]

I shoot them with a M-16. I then fire rounds at the person below.  

[Incinerella]

I dodge them in a neo-in-matrix-bullet-time style and they fly past into a car which explodes. I grab a fire extinguisher and throw it at the person below...  

[Dismal Living]

lol i see the car explode call the firefighters they arrive in the speed of light (yeah right) and blast gallons of water at the person below  

[Incinerella]

As the water showers down on me I grab a loofa and start scrubbing, my bar of passion fruit and kiwi exfoliating soap slips from my grasp and flies toward the person below  

[Dismal Living]

the bar hits me in the head i collaspe onto an old woman
the old woman falls and hits the person below  

[Incinerella]

The old lady falls on me preventing me from getting to her runway shop-mobility scooter which speeds out of control toward the person below...