A conversation with a Retard

[Foghorn_Moonlight_Goddess]

So here you go Im Untappedawsomeness btw

Hey how are you all doing? Sorry that i have not posted in awhile I have been hella busy .. anyways so me and my friend chris where hanging out at my apartment and I logged onto this online dating site and this guy who was retated as hell decided that he was going to message me ... and well me and my friend decided that we wanted to ******** with him.. He texted me in the start that said... sup *****.. how you doing you beautful b***h and than he asked where i worked I told him that I manually masterbate animals for artifical insimination.. thats the refrence to livestock later anyways.. so this guy was creppy even after all the s**t i was sayin he was still askin me for my number so read on and enjoy
tangol: working in a company here lawrence

untappedawsomeness: come on tell me!

*** tangol's IC window is open

untappedawsomeness: you're typing slow are there other bitches around?

tangol: nope

untappedawsomeness: that sucks

tangol: u got a man there

untappedawsomeness: not anymore

untappedawsomeness: I'm done with him for now

tangol: y?

tangol: u lesbian

untappedawsomeness: sometimes

tangol: u want african dingo?

untappedawsomeness: dingo?

tangol: yeah mandingo

untappedawsomeness: tell me more, I'm kind of blond

tangol: am a warrior from africa

untappedawsomeness: have you ever killed anyone?

tangol: spend the night wit u ,next morning find urself in a wheel chair

untappedawsomeness: that sounds scary

untappedawsomeness: I'm scared

tangol: nope i haven't killed

tangol: are u vampire?

untappedawsomeness: then you are not yet a true warrior, return when you

have spilled an enimies blood

untappedawsomeness: yes...I'm a vampire...

tangol: how u do it sexy?

untappedawsomeness: how do I do what?

tangol: vampire

untappedawsomeness: I was kidding

untappedawsomeness: I'm a werewolf

tangol: ok u look cute tho

tangol: i like wat am seeing

untappedawsomeness: thanks, I'm kinda hairy though

tangol: it 's cool

tangol: play wit ya hair

tangol: wit my magic hands babe

untappedawsomeness: how magical?

tangol: magically and soothing

tangol: makes u wanna scream

untappedawsomeness: but my dad might hear

tangol: hahahaah holiday inn

untappedawsomeness: oh come on can't you take a lady to a nice motel at

least?>

tangol: hahahaha

tangol: my room

untappedawsomeness: I don't want continental breakfast! I want the whole

thing!

tangol: anyway for real wat do you do for a living?

untappedawsomeness: I told you I work with livestock

untappedawsomeness: and you didn't tell me what you did silly man

tangol: i got u r back cutie

untappedawsomeness: hey I gotta run, the next guy I'm sleeping with tonight

is here

untappedawsomeness: you want to help?

untappedawsomeness: *** Kissing ***

tangol: damn wat u writing so long?

untappedawsomeness: have you ever slept with a midget?

tangol: yeah

untappedawsomeness: those little dudes can pack some HEAT

tangol: wats ya number?



*** tangol's IC window is open  

[dubtron]

the midget part is awesome! xd  

[Sephoenix]

rofl That was great xd  

[Llewxam]

rofl omg i need a new pair of lungs!!!!  

[Foghorn_Moonlight_Goddess]

I feel out of my comptuer chair I was laughing so hard.. when it was going on.. I was just messin with the guy even when i told him i was havin sex with another guy that nite he still asked me for my number.. He was a freaking retard thats all I can say .., LOL  

[~ Anime Betty ~]

OMG that guy .. xd  

[Takalis]

lol like woah.


now that's just funny. >.<

I've had worse with some girls ninja  

[Foghorn_Moonlight_Goddess]

Well I am glad that you guys enjoyed it so much . If you would like I could try to start a string of these see who shuts me down when they leave how long they talk and stuff like that ... LOL.. What do you guys think