Bucket Flan

[Candy Fornication]

Yes, there is a cat that lives in my mouth and he steals my tongue whenever I come into contact with complete morons so that I don’t tell them what I think of them. Which would in turn, destroy their tiny, infinitesimal brains.
You are so astute, to realize that that cat has indeed, laid hold of my tongue. One must wonder what that would say about you.


I have no clue why but I had the urge to post this.
Because I'm gangsta.


Now I'm not even sure if I want to post ******** it I'm going to sleep.  

[[Ashes][is][Ashes]]

Goodnight, Candy! Have sweet dreams.
mrgreen  

[Rellik San]

Well at least your don't have pillow pants up your personal area.  

[The Raining Soul]

Rellik San

Well at least your don't have pillow pants up your personal area.

eek Oo  

[Candy Fornication]

@Ashes:
I didn't.
Instead I woke up with a swollen jaw & a painful headache.
D:

@Rellik:
I don't know what you just said.
But I'm guessing I don't want to.  

[Rellik San]

Candy Fornication

@Rellik:
I don't know what you just said.
But I'm guessing I don't want to.

You've not seen Clerks 2 then?  

[Candy Fornication]

Nope.
Sadly I haven't.
I've been meaning to though.  

[Eri Luvs You]

Rellik San

Candy Fornication

@Rellik:
I don't know what you just said.
But I'm guessing I don't want to.

You've not seen Clerks 2 then?

Greatest movie ever. Mines name is Stacy.

"Well duh, its the troll that lives inside of a girls...you know...and whenever a girl has sex before shes married, pillow pants will bite it off"

porch monkeys 4 lyfe.  

[Candy Fornication]

God I feel so left out......
=[  

[[Ashes][is][Ashes]]

Candy Fornication

@Ashes:
I didn't.
Instead I woke up with a swollen jaw & a painful headache.
D:

@Rellik:
I don't know what you just said.
But I'm guessing I don't want to.

=(
I'm so sorry. That really sucks.  

[Rellik San]

eri x core

Rellik San

Candy Fornication

@Rellik:
I don't know what you just said.
But I'm guessing I don't want to.

You've not seen Clerks 2 then?

Greatest movie ever. Mines name is Stacy.

"Well duh, its the troll that lives inside of a girls...you know...and whenever a girl has sex before shes married, pillow pants will bite it off"

porch monkeys 4 lyfe.

"Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"

"No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One."

Though my entire favourite scene... the LotR one. I laughed so hard, especially when the 2 guys sat across Mooby's turn around and go: "********' aye." I cracked up so bad.  

[Eri Luvs You]

Rellik San

eri x core

Rellik San

Candy Fornication

@Rellik:
I don't know what you just said.
But I'm guessing I don't want to.

You've not seen Clerks 2 then?

Greatest movie ever. Mines name is Stacy.

"Well duh, its the troll that lives inside of a girls...you know...and whenever a girl has sex before shes married, pillow pants will bite it off"

porch monkeys 4 lyfe.

"Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"

"No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One."

Though my entire favourite scene... the LotR one. I laughed so hard, especially when the 2 guys sat across Mooby's turn around and go: "********' aye." I cracked up so bad.

Haha i like how Randall stumbles over every thing he says. The LotR part was one of my favorite ones too. I also like:

"ooh.."
*puts lip gloss on*
"would you ******** me?..."cuz I'd ******** me....I'd ******** me hard"
*starts to dance like the killer in silence of the lambs*

PS- I enjoy the fact that me bringing up the porch monkeys 4 lyfe part inspired a new siggy.  

[Rellik San]

eri x core

Rellik San

eri x core

Rellik San

Candy Fornication

@Rellik:
I don't know what you just said.
But I'm guessing I don't want to.

You've not seen Clerks 2 then?

Greatest movie ever. Mines name is Stacy.

"Well duh, its the troll that lives inside of a girls...you know...and whenever a girl has sex before shes married, pillow pants will bite it off"

porch monkeys 4 lyfe.

"Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!"

"No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One."

Though my entire favourite scene... the LotR one. I laughed so hard, especially when the 2 guys sat across Mooby's turn around and go: "********' aye." I cracked up so bad.

Haha i like how Randall stumbles over every thing he says. The LotR part was one of my favorite ones too. I also like:

"ooh.."
*puts lip gloss on*
"would you ******** me?..."cuz I'd ******** me....I'd ******** me hard"
*starts to dance like the killer in silence of the lambs*

PS- I enjoy the fact that me bringing up the porch monkeys 4 lyfe part inspired a new siggy.

Not as good as the Dance sequence though, Jay and Bob with pig tails in miming the spoken part of ABC by the Jackson five... genius. biggrin

Well that and the entire Anne Frank / Helen Keller bit.

And of course, I've been meaning to go for a much less serious one for ages. biggrin