what cuss words really mean

[toricmpbll]

mom calls the husband a 'b*****d'

and then the dad calls the wife a "b***h"


and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b***h and a b*****d?"

and the mom says "well, a b***h is a lady and a b*****d is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p***s in my v****a!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p***s and v****a?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a p***s is a hat and a v****a is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s**t"


and billy said "Dad, whats s**t"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, s**t is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "******** then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ******** billy ******** is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your p***s's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping s**t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ******** the Turkey"  

[[kookies]]

rofl rofl rofl
that is ******** great!

 

[Zygona]

*snort*  

[Diyu]

Haha.
That's a good one.  

[BlackBloodJin]

eek  

[boogie boogie boo 12]

i love that one its so cool  

[[kookies]]

Zygona

*snort*

surprised whee

 

[Hjordis Darrius]

wow thats great....  

[mosaic-dinosaur]

Ha  

[BlackBloodJin]

I love to cuss....some how makes me feel better when I complain about my day  

[[kookies]]

BlackBloodJin

I love to cuss....some how makes me feel better when I complain about my day

hey thats better than violence twisted

 

[Slipping]

That was great. biggrin I was lmao.  

[[kookies]]

Evil Renegade

That was great. biggrin I was lmao.

I love your signature, spongebob is the s**t xd

 

[turtles rock]

toricmpbll

mom calls the husband a 'b*****d'

and then the dad calls the wife a "b***h"


and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b***h and a b*****d?"

and the mom says "well, a b***h is a lady and a b*****d is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p***s in my v****a!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p***s and v****a?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a p***s is a hat and a v****a is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s**t"


and billy said "Dad, whats s**t"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, s**t is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "******** then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ******** billy ******** is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your p***s's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping s**t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ******** the Turkey"

that's the bestest EVER!
rofl rofl 4laugh