So i was having a friendly chat with my boss, Kari, and my mom happens to come by, buying some Coke Zero. Now as Kari scans them, she mentions a little story a Coca Cola Ref told her...
Now, the reason Coke Zero was made was because MANLY MEN don't like drinking "Diet coke". So they made COKE ZERO, the MANLY MEN coke with a black container. This way, they're not drinking "Diet coke" but MANLY COKE ZERO.
Whats the difference between Coke ZEROOOO and Diet coke?
Well, 3 grams of SODIUM, OF COURSE!!
Apparently "Diet Coke" is effeminate, or something or other....
Plotting schemes.
It's the SAME s**t with "MAN POCKY" as well.... I THOUGHT WE WERE COMPLICATED! gonk
Now, the reason Coke Zero was made was because MANLY MEN don't like drinking "Diet coke". So they made COKE ZERO, the MANLY MEN coke with a black container. This way, they're not drinking "Diet coke" but MANLY COKE ZERO.
Whats the difference between Coke ZEROOOO and Diet coke?
Well, 3 grams of SODIUM, OF COURSE!!
Apparently "Diet Coke" is effeminate, or something or other....
Plotting schemes.
It's the SAME s**t with "MAN POCKY" as well.... I THOUGHT WE WERE COMPLICATED! gonk