Story time D:

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Story's of your misfortune D: ?

I'll start off with one of mine...

It involves me being chocked and cut on my neck.

I was about 7 or so and i went to my friends new house. [Shes always moveing cause they can't pay the bills.]
It was when we were still friends. We went it into her back yard. There was a orange tree, a tire swing, and a normal kids swing with to swings and a little fourt with a slide.
We went on the swings, and it was at dawn. It was nice and warm out to. I was chewing gum aswell. We both were on the swings right? And mine had this rope above it the i put my hands on and swong back and fourth. Well the rope got around my little neck and....

I choked my self. And i flung myself off the swing. I coulden't breath for 55 secounds. I sort of calfed up my gum, and this other stuff....
Anyways i went to school the next day and had a blood/red mark around the frount of my neck.

It was so anoying. Every body cept on asking me how i got it. I was very shy back then so, i cut the story short and said something like "Umm... I got choked..."

And then i got fed up and said "Leave me alone!" and ran away from them.  

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That reminds me of Russel Brand <3
'Here I am talking about embarrasing myself and I fall over the microphone wire i INSISTED was gold!'

Or words to that effect.  

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That reminds me of Russel Brand <3
'Here I am talking about embarrasing myself and I fall over the microphone wire i INSISTED was gold!'

Who's 'Russel Brand'?

._.

And "What....?"  

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A comedian.

That's what he said.

sweatdrop  

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A comedian.

That's what he said.

sweatdrop

comedian i never herd of.

Anyways STory time~!  

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Youtube it.
He has big scene hair.  

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=LbD6Kk0nM3U

He's on this.  

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=LbD6Kk0nM3U

He's on this.

He does have werid hair surprised Reminds me of captain jacks sparrows ugly hair.

How can he be a comedian, he's not funny :0 Makes no sense! the video i mean.  

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You need to watch something of him live.
Search on youtube, Russell brand dvd

You might be a little young to understand him properly.  

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You need to watch something of him live.
Search on youtube, Russell brand dvd

You might be a little young to understand him properly.

Don't really feel like it. Dane cooks better though, lol :'D  

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Never heard of Dane Cooks.  

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Never heard of Dane Cooks.

dan cook.

the was a werid conversation.

Only on with a story huh.... I feel so lone, lol D':  

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Get used to it in this guild.. there will be alot of irrelevant talk.  

[itzadoozi]

One time.. I ate a cookie, and it was burned. sad

Sorry about getting choked.. sounds like it hurt.  

[DaisukeOrDark]

Zombeh we preffer giberish to irrelevant.
TskTsk.
I'm hyper.....

And for misfortion.....

I ruptured my splean after falling out of a shoping cart at High speeds.