I HAVE A NEW GOAL IN LIFE!
Here's the story of how I came upon it.
So, last night, my step dad decided to yell at me again for no reason. My mom constantly believes him so there's not much I can do about it. I phoned me friend to see if I could walk up there before I hung myself but she said that she was home alone and her mom would freak out. So she said I could go over tomorrow.
I wake up this morning, kind of happy to be able to go to my friends house so she could cheer me up with her awesomeness. But I get up and I'm not feeling too great then my va-ja-ja (v****a...xD) was like "I'mma bleed now" and my stomach ws like "I'mma hurt now".
So I took some Midol (Extra Strength because I fail that much). I begin reading the box and it says "Fast releif of cramps" Mind you I took two about an hour ago and I still have horrid cramps. Then it says "Each one of these pills contains as much caffiene as one cup of coffee. We advise you to stay away from caffinated drinks or medication" ... Then I went "But...Wouldn't this be caffinated medication?
Stupid Uterus.
So my new goal in life is to make a Period Pill that ACTUALLY WORKS! =D
-For all you guys out there...Sorry...Once I'm famous I'll make a cool pill for you.-
Lawl
[.Julie Booly.]
