Corrupt a Wish! Game

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but then you tire yourself out from fits of hypervigilance.

I wish my sister didn't obsess herself with outdated rock "hits" that weren't even that good back in the day, let alone now.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but she enjoys listening to horrible rap songs that are never going to be good.

I wish I could time travel (of course, I'll probably delete my existence or something.)  

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted but then you travel so far you get to see the Big Bang!

I wish I can see "Harry and the Potters" concert!  

[The Master uses Thread]

Granted, but terrorists come and blow it up with explosive pies.
(I had sugar today, whaddya expect? XD)


I wish i had some Honey-nut cheerios right now... -wants breakfast so bad-

 

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but the rings somehow grow large and bind you.

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish! *shoots self*  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but that shot kills you, and for the remaining God-knows-how-many seconds you have to live you will not forget to wish...and then, when you die from blood loss, you stop wishing at all.

I wish somebody could have been there to smack me when I was making the decision to buy a full Mecha set. >< This plane is the only thing I like about it. Other than that, the whole thing's fugly beyond belief.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but you didn't listen to 'em.


Wait, didn't I complain to you about how horrible they are?


I wish I could have played all those games that y'all talk about, so I could remember things....  

[Fidei Defensor]

(I'm not sure that was you; I think that was one of the other people who commented on my profile.)

Granted, but then your fingers bleed to death from the activity you've provided them.

I wish my mother wasn't delivering by C-section tomorrow. >< I'm not ready to have another kid in the house following my lead! (Even though nobody in my house follows my lead. XD)  

[The Master uses Thread]

Granted, congratulations Poke, you're pregnant.


I wish i could find my way through this damn factory in Rogue Galaxy! -.- -smashes TV-

 

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but the factory falls on you.


I wish I was getting paid for volunteering here.