The Best Comebacks Comp

[A.Box.Of.Sharp.Objects]

Ok... I have 5 insults/questions... and the deal is that you have to make up a comeback for every insult and whoevers is the best set will win the satisfaction of being the best comebacker... cause im poor and cant give anything.

1. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

2. Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

3. Your not stupid; just possessed by a retarded ghost.

4. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**.

5. Learn from your parents mistakes; use birth control.

Ok now comeback it.  

[Rellik San]

1. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Hey at least the doctors didn't slap my mother for sleeping with the dog, unlike at your birth.

2. Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Yet its you pretty people that have the issues with soap.

3. Your not stupid; just possessed by a retarded ghost.
Oh sorry I wasn't listening but I did notice your fly was down (as the go to zip it up kick 'em in the nuts)

4. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**.
Maybe you should pull it out from your friends/bosses/colleagues/teachers a** and try again.

5. Learn from your parents mistakes; use birth control.
This a bad time to mention I'm your father?  

[The Raining Soul]

1. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
At least I didn't have to be oxygenated as much as your mother when she saw you.

2. Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Yet, only the people beyond ugly say that.

3. Your not stupid; just possessed by a retarded ghost.
At least when I was asked 1+1 I didn't answer 11.

4. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**.
Oh really? Why don't you try losing a few pounds then.

5. Learn from your parents mistakes; use birth control.
Is it a bad time to remind you that you're the one with kids?  

[DaisukeOrDark]

1. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Atleast I have enough sense as to not listen to MyChem
2. Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Thats ok you remind me of my dog.
3. Your not stupid; just possessed by a retarded ghost.
Yes unlike you my retardation will leave.
4. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**.
Coming from some who follows blindly like a sheep you shouldnt talk.
5. Learn from your parents mistakes; use birth control.
Atleast I wasnt adopted
 

[A.Box.Of.Sharp.Objects]

Haha!  

[The Dadalorian]

A.Box.Of.Sharp.Objects

Ok... I have 5 insults/questions... and the deal is that you have to make up a comeback for every insult and whoevers is the best set will win the satisfaction of being the best comebacker... cause im poor and cant give anything.

1. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? i have maturity

2. Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege! to obad i'm more mature

3. Your not stupid; just possessed by a retarded ghost.
atleast i don't get F's on all my tests

4. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**. at least that lump in my throat isn't my nose

5. Learn from your parents mistakes; use birth control. at least my parents are able to have sex without paying someone, or doign it with an animal

Ok now comeback it.

 

[[Posh_Hypno]]

1. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if I were to kick you in the crotch this very second?

2. Everybody has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Oh yeah well at least I have boobs =P

3. Your not stupid; just possessed by a retarded ghost.
Retards have souls? eek

4. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**.
Because your a** blubber gets in the way! Lose some pounds easybake!

5. Learn from your parents mistakes; use birth control.
*not listening* uh huh...yeah whatever ..oh yeah By the way Im pregnant