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BIG BANG'S APPEARANCE ON GAG CONCERT's 'FASHION 7080'.
(the whole point of this comedy corner is that, the people on there think they are really stylish, but they have rediculous fashion. So, they think they're all that and stuff. that's why everyone's voice is like.. sarcastic)
Park Joon Hyung: Today, we met you feelingly (? i guess it means like we were excited to meet you), but first.. G-Dragon, don't you think your outfit is too normal to be on 'Fashion 7080'?
G-dragon: No, no, no~. It might look like that on the outside, but it's totally different from what you might think.
What kind of world is it today? Every minute, every second is busy, right?
On Chinese New Year Day, while you're with your family enjoying Gag Concert on TV right now, I know you guys are having trouble keeping up with time.
So, I prepared someting for you... It's called the "fashion clock"!
PJH: Top!
Top: Hi~. I'm Top~. The thing I prepared for you today.. something that's very popular in Chung Dam Dong nowadays.. is called "fashion big sunglasses".
Also, I have something else. The tie you are looking at right now looks normal, but it's a "ddae mi ri soo gun" (a piece of cloth Koreans use to wash themselves in the shower). On top of that, I made it out of a hanger.
PJH: Oh~ Top!
Top: I'm not getting much of a reaction with this.
PJH: Then you should do something to get a better reaction before you leave!
Top: Yeah, I'm a humorous guy and I have to make you guys laugh since I came here. I think I didn't do a good job of making you laugh.
I'll do the Yoon Moon Sik impersonation.
PJH: Yoon Moon Sik impersonation? Ok everyone, the Yoon Moon Sik impersonation!!
Top: (does the impersonation)
Park Joon Hyung: Taeyang, if you look at yourself, isn't this the most Big Bang-like outfit?
Taeyang: Mmm~ If you think that, then that's a big misunderstanding. These pants are the 21st century's greatest trend, "gun bbang" pants (cargo pants). But, there is a secret to my pants: they have real "gun bbang" (traditional korean crackers).
Ok, scrape them. I said scrape them. Scrape them, scrape them (he's telling Park Joon Hyung to scrape the crackers with his teeth.. in another corner a while back, he used to scrape "moo"- a type of radish- with his teeth.. it was a pretty funny & popular corner).
PJH: (scrapes a "gun bbang" with his teeth)
Daesung: Ah,..
PJH: It's cute.
DS: It's cute?
PJH: Yes, it's cute.
DS: But, this isn't just a cute outfit.
PJH: Uh huh..
DS: (claps) For the cold winter... "grandma shoes"!! How does it look?
PJH: Seungri yah~! Yo, Seungri.
(Someone in the background): It's ok to look forward to.
Seungri: Hi. It's finally my turn.
PJH: Heheh.. Seungri, isn't this too uniform-like?
SR: (cuts him off) No~~ you're wrong!
For today's guys.. skinny jeans are popular. So, I prepared this. (claps) Ahp Goo Jung's popular item today.. "leopard-print skinny jeans"!!
What do I do. I'm embarrassed.
PJH: You should give us a pose while you're still wearing them.
SR: (spins & poses)
(I can't really tell what they are saying in the end.. but I think it's something like this)
SR: On New Year's, don't be drinking all the time, and..
DS: have feel.. (like have fun with everything you do)
YB: have !@#$.. (can't understand. lol)
Top: !@#)$*@#
GD: and spend it with your family!!
translation by: bigbangnyuh @ YGBB
Credits: mintypop @ cyxion.net,Reese_Air @gaiaonline.com
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