Wee for a Wii

[The Master uses Thread]

Well, if I heard it up here, i assume the majority of you heard it down there.


In the US (I'm not sure what state, i don't dig into those details) there was a radio contest, so simply;

Drink a shiiiiiiiitloooooooad of water;
Try not to pee;
Last person that didn't pee wins a WII! Hoorah!

BULLET PROOF! Right?
Except the radio station forgot to look into one itsy bitsy teeny weeny little detail.


A lady died in her home soon after this contest.

Why?

Water Intoxication?

Whats this, chums?
Drink too much water, your system cannot hold it, and it like a poison and kills you.

And now, this station will probably get it's a** sued. Why?

Because some DIPSHIT forgot to look up if drinking a couple of gallons of water was actually safe.


Personally, i think it's a thumbs up for humanity, DARWIN AWARDS; HERE WE COME!!

Questions?
Comments?
Critique?
Thefactistilldon'townaWiiandpissyaboutit?

 

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Oh yes, I heard about that.

In laymans (spelling can bite me) terms, she drowned herself from the inside.

I feel sorry for her. I get the feeling she did it for her kids, too.

And myself, I would NEVER go that far for a Wii.

...I don't even have to do anything for one, anyway. 8D *shotted*
 

[Lieutenant--Dan]

Is it gay that I know how to turn a Wii-Mote into a vibrator? :Gonk:  

[Agent-Obvious]

Awww Dan thanks for the unneeded info XP

Anyways I would never do that for a Wii either. I love my life to much and I can't play the Wii dead. Poor lady though. I would just wait for the Wii to go down in price.  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

HOW THE BLOODY DEUCE DID YUURE GET MY QUEST ITEM BEFORE MEEEEEE?

Probably had someone give it to her to borrow >> Or sold something

CURSES. BLOODY HELL CURSES.

I guess I should talk, I did get a Wii before her.

*flaunts*  

[Lieutenant--Dan]

Open the Wii web browser.
Go to your Favorites.

Hold the A and B buttons, while trying to click/drag an icon on the screen.

The Wii browser will crash, causing the Wiimote to vibrate nonstop unless you restart the Wii or the batteries die. xd  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

leiutenant_dan

Open the Wii web browser.
Go to your Favorites.

Hold the A and B buttons, while trying to click/drag an icon on the screen.

The Wii browser will crash, causing the Wiimote to vibrate nonstop unless you restart the Wii or the batteries die. xd

o_o

I'm glad I don't have the Wi-Fi for a Wii.

..Wait, what am I saying?  

[Agent-Obvious]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *twirls in circles* If what I read was true then there would be a hair update at the end of this month!  

[The Master uses Thread]

-blown over- X______x

I'm bored of it now, 'gonna sell it and buy something else.
Not that fugly armor, though.  

[-Houshin Engi-]

For the record, you made two grammatical errors in that post (your failure to capitalize select proper nouns being exempt). Sucks when you're a grammar c**t nazi.

It's not solely about her not peeing, either. My friend had this client (OCD or something) who always drank water. He stayed crazy because upon being given medication he would flush out everything with water. As goes for a plethora of the nutrients you consume -- this is why there's vitamin water for athletes, since those joggers sweat like frigging sprinklers.  

[Fidei Defensor]

Retarded word plays off of the name of the Wii: One....more.
Retarded stunts that appeal to the masses and their supposed desire to obtain such Wiis: One....more.
Retarded people who don't do research to see whether the stunt is not lethal before they sign up: One....more.
Laughs that Alex got out of so much retardation in one place: Surprisingly, none.
Use of the word "retarded" and its variants in this post: Four.
 

[Cassius Black]

I played a Wii that my cousin's bf bought and the b*****d thing is too complicated for me. Or maybe it was just because we were playing that EVIL Sonic and the Secret Rings . That shiitake is evil I tell ya!