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 Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:54 pm
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These are some stuff I founded funny a while ago
Minouye;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sLcJDMEn1M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGMputPgYRE
Beef Noodle Soup PHO;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTBG03jmSA
White Kid Kung Fu V.S. The Chicken
http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/ninjakid.gif
p***s Tax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtEp5yc-g3A
Japanese v.s. Darth Vader
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmz-EntcvM
(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn
into
stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his
country and
his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...
(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because
every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1
banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!
(5) ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
(6) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to
be
satisfied with self-service"
(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher : What do you want to become?
Little Johnny : Doctor !!
Teacher : Why?
Little Johnny : Coz its the only profession where u can tell a
woman
to
take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
(10) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby
than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
(11) VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN .
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and
he had forgotten everything.
(13)
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password…something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in....
P... E... N... I... S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
(14)
A teen goes into a pharmacy shop and asks for one condom and tells the pharmacist that he had a date at a girls house that night. He asked the pharmacist for a second condom and said. "this is for my gf sister because shes always hitting on me and i think ill fit her into my skedual" the pharmacist then gives him a second condom. While on his way out the boy returns one more and asks the pharmacist for a third condom and said that"her mom is pretty hot as well maby i could fit her into my skedual as well. so he reccivees a 3rd condom from the pharmacist. Later that night the boy went to the girls house for dinner and everyone sat down. The boy was not talking and looked very scared durring dinner. After dinner the girl asked him what was wrong and he said. "you never told me your dad was a pharmacist"
(15)
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb, She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.
"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and POW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
ANYWAYS that wraps it up, I hope this kept you laughing at least 10 mins straight haha,
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:30 pm
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