Pet rocks

[Invictus_88]

Foetus In Fetu

I want a pet rock.

If I had your address I'd post you one. Though, annoyingly, they are expensively dense.

Pumice I always thought would make a good pet..  

[Darth Buttsecks]

Invictus_88

Foetus In Fetu

I want a pet rock.

If I had your address I'd post you one. Though, annoyingly, they are expensively dense.

Pumice I always thought would make a good pet..

I think that granite or quarts would be better. >.>  

[Invictus_88]

Timeless_Visage

Invictus_88

Foetus In Fetu

I want a pet rock.

If I had your address I'd post you one. Though, annoyingly, they are expensively dense.

Pumice I always thought would make a good pet..

I think that granite or quarts would be better. >.>

To post her granite would break my bank balance..

..also, I hear pet granites can be fiercely territorial.

3nodding  

[Angilwingz]

I've never had a pet rock. Not quite sure where to find one.  

[Foetus In Fetu]

I certainly don't want to be bitten by a granite. I think I might go looking for a nice mutt to keep as a pet.  

[Invictus_88]

Foetus In Fetu

I certainly don't want to be bitten by a granite. I think I might go looking for a nice mutt to keep as a pet.

Well, I'm certainly not posting you one of those.  

[A Lost Iguana]

If anyone is about the town there is a selection of pet rocks to be found in the Natural History Museum. Just break the safety wrapping (some call this glass) and free your pet.  

[Gaulia]

I wish I had a pet rock right now. ): I'd hug it and love it and then use it to bash in the head of the chav who's sitting behind me, and won't leave me alone for love nor money.