Meh I'm board so here's a fic XD Ya know the one about the villians in a boy band? >_<
Agent Smith ~ The bands agent (bare with me this is a poor excuse to add Smith to the fic XD)
Olaf ~ The Bands Manager
Sarumon ~ Lead Vocalist
Voldemort ~ Guiterist
Jaken ~ Drums
Hojo ~ Banjo
Darth Vader ~ Dancer
Kefka ~ You'll see XD
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Once upon a time their was a villin that wanted to create a boy band cause he needs a sorry excuse to try to take something over thinking he would take over the world but knows it won't work. So he did....... but who cares? Here is the story..... enjoy.......
Jaken: I don't wanna play the stupid drums
Olaf: Your gonna play the drums and your gonna like it?
*Smith glares at Olaf*
Olaf: What?
Smith: I am the Agent of this group and therefore I am the one that tells people what to do.
Olaf: You can't boss us around like that
Smith: Don't make me tell everyone about this one time at band camp
Jaken: Ooooooo
Smith: Stuff it Jaken. You are going to play the drums and your are going to like it.
*Jaken curses to himself*
Sarumon: Ooooo I once was an Oscar Myer Weiner.... Do I have to sing this aweful song?
Olaf: YES
Smith: Your doing my job AGAIN >(
Olaf: rolleyes
Smith: YES
Sarumon: Why can't it be something from... I dunno.... N*SYNC!?!
Smith: Cause they suck. You will sing the Weiner song and you are gonna like it.
Jaken: I can't even reach the drums >(
Smith: Then grow some
Jaken: I can't! This is as big as imma get >( Can't you just let Voldey over there beat the drums with his stupid stick he calls a wand?
Voldemort: Excuse me? Don't call me Voldey.... It's Voldemort. 2: I can kill you with this wand you call a twig and just TWO words.
Jaken: I said Stick not Twig
Voldemort: Are ye correcting me?
Jaken: Yea duh. You need to listen to what I say carfully, Moldey rolleyes
Voldemort: Avada Ked-
Smith: Enough chanting evil spells. You losers have to practice for the Kaeroke gig tonight on the Death Star.
Olaf: But Agent Smith, Hojo and Darth isn't here yet?
*Hojo skips in playing his Banjo*
Hojo: YEEEE HAW Ride em' cowboy >_<
Smith: You had to ask -_-
Sarumon: What is that ridicoulus attire you are wearing?
Hojo: It's a cowboy clothing I got from a cowboy store. And it can be no more ridiculous then that dress you were everytime.
Sarumon: We been through this. IT'S A ROBE. And at least I don't wear that ridicoulus lab coat all the time.
Hojo: We been though this. I wear this lab cast as a mark of my INTELLECTUAL.
Sarumon: It's a mark of retardation if you ask me XP
Hojo: Whatever.... American Idol reject >.>
Sarumon: Don't talk bout me being rejected by American Idol and they won't even give you a chance to sing >(
Olaf: ENOUGH CHIT CHAT
Smith: YOU DO MY JOB AGIAN OLAF AND I WILL KILL YOU >(
Olaf: Fine, bossy XP
Smith: ENOUGH CHIT CHAT. Where's Darth Vader he is supposed to dance?
*Darth Vader toodles in the room with a pink tutu on*
Olaf: WTF? O_O
Smith: WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TUTU!?!
Darth: Cause um.....
*Darth Vader points to Voldemort*
Darth: HE MADE ME DO IT WITH HIS STICK AND A CURSE >(
Jaken: That just did not sound ri-
Darth: Stuff it Jaken.
Jaken: Why is everyone telling me to shut-up?
*Smith stares at Voldemort*
Voldemort: What? I needed a lil humor.
Olaf: Darth go-
*Smith stares at Olaf*
Olaf: Sorry XP
Smith: Darth go change.
*Darth Vader changes*
Random person: AND NOW FOR OUR NEXT KAEROKE GIG, THE DARKSIDE VILLIANS!
*the band walks out and starts playing*
Sarumon: Oh I once was an oscar myer weiner.... um.... tadadadada daaaa? Um.....
*Sarumon forgot the words to his song, while the drums arn't heard cause Jaken can't reach em'. Hojo was making the tune worse with his country dance theme with his banjo. Darth Vader has no garce while dancing and tripping over the cords, which is the reason he had to be taking to the hospitle with whiplash. Voldemort got arrested for killing someone with Avada Kedavra cause the person threw an egg at his head giving him a bump that looks like a huge pimple. Everyone boo'd at them and threw tomatoes at them and they left the stage.*
Hojo: Well that went we-
Smith: Shut up. Ya'll sucked.
Olaf: What are we gonna do bout the Guiterist and dancer?
Smith: Screw the Guiter. We need an Entertainer in our group. Olaf go find someone.
*Outside*
Olaf: You'll do XP
*Back Inside*
Olaf: I found your entertainer Agent Smith.
Kefka: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Smith: KEFKA!?! HE'S WORSE THAN JAFAR >(
Olaf: And?
Smith: He will try to take over this band like he did to earth you moronic goon.
Kefka: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ALL YOUR BANDS IS BELONGING TO ME MY PRECIOUS!
Smith: He's laugh is just as annoying as Jafar's -_-
Hojo: I actually think Olaf's laugh is more annoying XP
Sarumon: For once I actually agree with the scientific retard over there
Hojo: HEY >( I am not a retard -_-
END
Or isssssss it ^_~
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