Favorite Quotes

[Kurzon_Dax]

from 'the changling'

Uhura-the ball is b...blu....bl...bluey....bluey?

classic

from 'miri'

Children-'blah blah blah'

Kirk- 'NO BLAH BLAH BLAH'  

[Nishihana-hime]

Ok its all the beloved most predictable lines of McCoy

McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. Devil in the Dark
I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. City on the Edge of Forever
I'm a doctor, not a mechanic. Doomsday Machine
I'm a doctor, not an escalator. Friday's Child
I'm a doctor, not an engineer. (Scotty: Now you're an engineer.) Mirror, Mirror
I'm a doctor, not a coal miner. The Empath
I'm a surgeon, not a moon shuttle conductor. Corbomite Maneuver
I'm not a magician, just an old country doctor. Deadly Years
He's dead, Jim. The Enemy Within, The Man Trap, Wolf in the Fold, The Changeling
She's dead, Jim. Wolf in the Fold (twice)
He's dead, Captain. And the Children Shall Lead
He's dead. Amok Time, I, Mudd, For the World is Hollow...
She's dead. The Deadly Years
Dead. The Apple
This man is dead. Catspaw
That man's dead back there. A Piece of the Action
Very dead, Mr. Spock. Spectre of the Gun
The captain's dead. Enterprise Incident  

[Nami_1]

Wind-Whisper

There are so many great Trek quotes, but one of the all-time best is the Kirk's attempt to rile Spock in "This Side of Paradise"...

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KIRK: "All right you mutinous, disloyal, computerized, half-breed, we'll see about you deserting my ship."

"SPOCK: The term 'half-breed' is somewhat applicable, but 'computerized' is inaccurate. A machine can be computerized, not a man."

KIRK: "What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jack rabbit, an elf with a hyperactive thyroid."

SPOCK: "Jim, I don't understand."

KIRK: "Of course you don't understand. You don't have the brains to understand. All you have are printed circuits."

Spock: "Captain, if you'll excuse me."

KIRK: "What can you expect from a simpering, devil-eared freak, whose father was a computer and whose mother was an encyclopedia?"

SPOCK: "My mother was a teacher, my father an ambassador."

KIRK: "Your father was a computer, like his son. An ambassador from a planet of traitors. The Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of integrity."

SPOCK: "Captain, please don't."

KIRK: "You're a traitor from a race of traitors, disloyal to the core, rotten like the rest of your sub-human race -- and you've got the gall to make love to that girl."

SPOCK: "That's enough."

KIRK: "Does she know what she's getting, Spock? A carcass full of memory banks who should be squatting on a mushroom instead of passing himself off as a man. You belong in a circus, Spock, not a starship -- right next to the dog-faced boy."

I like that one but it was mean what kirk said even if he had to  

[Nami_1]

these are a couple of quotes i love

Chekov: "The needle von't hurt, Chekov. Take off your shirt, Chekov. Roll over, Chekov. Breathe deeply, Chekov. Blood sample, Chekov. Marrow sample, Chekov. Skin sample, Chekov." If...if I live long enough... I'm going to run out of samples.
Sulu: Oh, you'll live.
Chekov: Ah, yes, but I von't enjoy it!
The Deadly Years

Chekov, dreamy-eyed: It's a very nice gilded cage.
I, Mudd

Kirk: How close will we come to the nearest Klingon outpost on our present course?
Chekov: One parsec, sir. Close enough to smell them!
Spock: That is illogical, ensign. Odours cannot travel through the vaccuum of space.
Chekov: I was making a little joke, Sir.
Spock: Very little.
Trouble with Tribbles

Chekov: Perhaps if I assisted?
Kirk: How old are you?
Chekov: Twenty-two, sir.
Kirk: Then I'd better handle it.
Who Mourns for Adonais?

Chekov: Sorry, Ceptin. I never met a god before.
Who Mourns for Adonais?

Chekov: The Captain requires complete information.
McCoy: Spock's contaminating this boy, Jim.
Who Mourns for Adonais?

Bailey: I happen to have a human thing called an adrenaline.
Spock: That sounds most inconvenient. Have you considered having it removed?
The Corbomite Manoeuver

Captain Christopher, seeing Spock for the first time: I never have believed in little green men.
Spock: Neither have I.
Tomorrow is Yesterday

Kirk: My friend is obviously Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears. They're ... actually quite easy to explain.
Spock: Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child...
Kirk: The unfortunate accident he had as a child, he caught his head in a mechanical ... rice picker.
City on the Edge of Forever

Kirk: Spock!
Spock, kissing Leila: Yes, what did you want?
Kirk, confused: Spock, is that you?
Spock: Yes, Captain, what did you want?
Kirk: Where are you?
Spock: I don't believe I want to tell you that.
Kirk: Spock, I don't know what you think you're doing, but this is an order. Report back to me at the settlement in ten minutes. We're evacuating all colonists to Starbase 27.
Spock: No, I don't think so.
Kirk: You - don't - think - so - what??
Spock: I don't think so Sir!
This Side of Paradise

Kirk: Spock, comments?
Spock: Very bad poetry, Captain.
Kirk: A more useful comment, Mr Spock?
Spock: What we've just seen is not real.
Kirk: That's useful.
Catspaw

Spock, examining a tribble: A curious creature. Its trilling seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am ... immune ... to ... its ... effect...
Proving that Vulcans can lie after all, Trouble with Tribbles

It's android-confusing time!
Spock: I love you, however, I hate you.
Alice 210: But I am identical in every way with Alice 27!
Spock: Exactly. That is exactly why I hate you, because you are identical.
(Both the androids slump over in confusion)
Spock: Fascinating.
I, Mudd

Spock: Logic is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.
I, Mudd  

[Nishihana-hime]

I have a new ultimately favourite quote from Omega Glory at the end when Kirk is talking about the Constitution. It made me feel proud to be an American again, it was just so passionately spoken.

"Look at these three words written larger than all the rest, and with special pride never written before or since -- tall words, proudly saying "We the people" .. these words and the words that follow ... must apply to everyone or they mean nothing. "  

[[GS] Parallel Neptune]

Mine has to be from Star trek First contact where data and the captian are running their hands down the Phoniex and deanna come's out above them and asks them "Do the 3 of you want ot be alone?" to funny.  

[Enju Aaman]

My favorite quote from Star Trek is probably Worf saying "death to the opposition" 4laugh in DS9 in the episode "Take me out to the holosuite"

a close second would probably be all of Data's really bad jokes in "First Contact"  

[[GS] Parallel Neptune]

what about the boob thing in Insurrection now that was funny when he says that to wolf i cracked up  

[Shotgun_Rae]

G.A.I.A. Sailer Neptune

what about the boob thing in Insurrection now that was funny when he says that to wolf i cracked up

thats like one of the major reasons i own that movie! i LOVE that part!

"revenge is a dish best served cold" Klingon Proverb

"the needs of the many out life the needs of the few"

why hasn't any one said this one yet?

"live long and prosper" !!!!!!!  

[[GS] Parallel Neptune]

i got it for so many reasons but that one topped the cake when Data said that to Wolf now i'm working on owning all of it