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Posted: Sun May 06, 2018 5:12 pm
You have encountered a Malfunctioning Teen-bot! Other trolls can assist in this fight, as long as there is an ic reason for them to join in. This is a mini-boss battle, the full rules and mechanics of which can be reviewed here. Once the mini-boss is at 0hp, this can be counted by all trolls participating as a battle rp for growth. If you have any questions, please PM the mule.
You really did try to raise your robo-child right, putting both effort and possibly even love into trying to tame it. But something went wrong along the way. Perhaps you failed to communicate your intentions, or misunderstood its actions. Either way, you can't help but feel the memory of your robot haunt you in your sleep, accompanied by the sight of your torn and battered hive, shaking under its feet. You know in your pump biscuit that you two will meet again, and not long after you come to this realization, you do. Perhaps it's on the street, or at your local protein hub. Maybe it comes crashing back in through the very same wall it tore its way through before, in its search for freedom. Either way, your beloved child is back, and raring to show you that it doesn't need your approval. TEEN-BOT STARTING HP: 90
IF THERE IS AN ADULT IN BATTLE: ALL TROLLS TAKE +2 DAMAGE FOR STARRED (*) ATTACKS
If you rolled a 1, the teen-bot rips a large piece out of the nearby scenery, and gnashing its teeth, clubs you with it. The broken hunk of destroyed material hits you almost as hard as the flashbacks. Take 4* dmg.
If you rolled a 2, a greasy smell rolls over you. Regardless if it's familiar or not, you still barely leap out of the way before the teen-bot belches a sheet of flame, grazing you with the blast. Take 4 dmg.
If you rolled a 3, the teen-bot pulls a pail from somewhere and beats you over the head with it a few times. You feel unclean. Kids these days - so inappropriate and lewd! Take 3* dmg.
If you rolled a 4, you warily circle the teen-bot and as you get behind it, you leap forwards to try and give it a good disciplinary spanking. Spinning around, it knees you in the chest and then kicks you in the face a few times, as you bend double. Outmanoeuvred! Take 3* dmg.
If you rolled a 5, the teen-bot makes a rude gesture at you, and omits an ominously aggressive whirring sound from its face-box. Did it ... did it just try and sass you? You feel vaguely unsettled. Take 2* dmg.
If you rolled a 6, as you try and batter back the teen-bot, a scream wrenches itself up from your throat. In in contains exactly everything you've wanted to say to mechanical troll-children but you've never dared. Take 2 dmg. The robot hesitates and stares at you slightly surprised, off-balance, and perhaps emotionally wounded? Your attack does double damage.
When the mini-boss or all trolls have reached 0hp, please look in the spoiler below.
Mini-Boss at 0
The teen-bot staggers around, still swinging its fists and emitting disdainful noises. Then, slowly, its moments slow and grow jerkier and jerkier. Sitting down heavily on the ground, its head rolls to the side, and it emits a huge black cloud from its rear, as its eyes dim. Rest on the wings of the messiahs, blessed robot. Your struggles are over.
Players at 0
The teen-bot has worn you down, and now, as you find the last of the strength seeping out of your spirit, it proceeds to club you unconscious. You wake up in your underclothes, dangling by them on some low-hanging overhang in a public place, with insults scrawled all over your face. This seems to be a good sign to let go of the idea of grub-bots, kid-bots, teen-bots, and bot-based artificial life in general. In fact, if the entirety of Alternia could just forget the last few weeks even happened, that would probably be great for everyone. Especially the trolls who are staring at you, mouths open, as they walk past.
Hemera had long put her sordid attempts at raising a robot behind her. Especially these days, what with her new official and unofficial jobs, new legs, and new kismesis. Of course with all of that 'new', she had to let Elidae in on her relationship status. While shopping, to make it a bit more casual and fun.
Mera related the deck trials without too many gory details, and how it ended with a kiss, and Leeroi dancing with her on her new legs sometime later. He was as infuriating as ever, but he had charm and Hemera felt like she had a grasp on his character, good and bad.
This conversation of course was done via mutual clothing-fitting-montage.
"Honestly I'm still surprised we were able to sort things out. So maybe for you two I think-" she was saying while they left a clothing store, bags in Hemera's hands.
The tealblood somehow managed to miss a mannequin that had been staring them down the whole time. Now it made its move, bursting through the glass and greeting Hemera with fiery breath. She cried out in surprise, and ducked away, trying to shield Elidae as she did so.
Mera barely had time to go between dropping her bags and pulling out her boomerang to smack it away.
"Keep your distance! I'll try to distract it!" she said, then used her bionic legs to start running at unnatural speeds, strafing around the robot.
HP: 16/20 DMG: 1 +1 = 2 BOT HP: 88 PWR: 1/1 [DEF B] ART: --Adept/Support/B: 2/2 --Adept/Agility/A: 1/2 [Will add to roll next round]
Elidae Bonbon hp:18 attack: 2d6 (+1 bedazzled superstar military weapon✧・ﾟ*✧・) yellow bow adept artifact (defensive a)declare your damage mitigation in your new round attack.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT im also dating furore but that happens after this batt in the future so im scream"
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