[BATT] Trap ******** Sprung (Tevini - Punkie)

[Micillia]

Punkie's eyes widened as things started flying through the air. She couldn't keep track of it all. The juggalo raised an arm to block one attack, but ended up tripping and falling right on her butt. she muttered, her eyes wide.

HP: 3/20
Attack: Miss!

Doutei

 

[Doutei]

Quote:

HP: 9/20
Damage: 1
Novice Offensive Style B: 0/1
Tevini used her telekinesis!
1 ongoing damage for all turns after.

Punkie’s pratfall helped to give Tevini confidence. She could do it if she tried! It also helped to shock her back to reality. With her gun aimed at Punkie, she found herself almost pulling the trigger before remembering where they were.

All these eyes.

She couldn’t kill the orange blood! Sweating as she stepped back, the redblood tried to figure out what to do next instead. She felt a little embarrassed at how well Punkie had drawn her into a real fight over whipped cream and a pie.

"Stay down! And I’ll be taking that pie now." Her voice returned to being as shaky as her legs.

Micillia

 

[Micillia]

"COME GET IT b***h!" Punkie yelled as she danced around in mirth. Punkie was feeling the juggalo passion come on. It was like a second wind, letting her ignore her wounds for a short while. It didn't really do anything besides that tho. "You ******** WISH!"

HP: 2/20
Attack: HIT! 4 dmg

Doutei

 

[Doutei]

Quote:

HP: 5/20
Damage: 4
Novice Offensive Style B: 0/1
Tevini used her telekinesis!
1 ongoing damage for all turns after.

"Just hand it over!" Tevini yelped, half trying to backtrack, half wanting the damn pie so she could leave. Firing off more rounds, she tried to aim to pin Punkie somewhere but couldn't prevent the orangeblood from getting hurt. Fine, it was her problem if she got hurt here!

"It's over!" The redblood shouted, finally spotting an opportunity. She fired another round of nails at the orangeblood and darted over, picking up one of the stray cans of whipped cream. Stopped above her, she pointed it at Punkie's face.

"Boom." The nozzle clicked.

Micillia

 

[Micillia]

Punkie was already exhausted and at her end when it happened. When the whipped cream came. The juggalo laughed out loud. Her laughs getting louder, crazier, more mirthful, until the whole square was filled with the echoes of it.

Punkie finally stopped to catch her breath, she was defeated! She grinned as she looked at the crowd they had managed to attract. Really, she owed the redblood far more than just a pie! The girl had helped her get attention, attention that her church desperately needed. The juggalo took a bow, her face still covered in whipped cream.

"Thank you so much grubs and ********! For coming to see this ******** magical event! All proceeds will go towards erecting the phallus that is the Mirthful Juggalo Temple of Mirth!" She turned to the redblood and went down on one knee, holding the pie like one would an engagement ring.

DEFEATED

Doutei

Will edit later, i just like having some sort of "base" written