🍣 Lanzer is Back!! 🍻 ✨ 🙆 💖 🎆🎇

[RG Guild Staff]

Hopefully you won't miss it buried under other announcements
Announcement
Over the past few days we have seen Lanzer active in Tuesdays ATS, leaving responses in random Sitefeedback treads, as well as updating his journal, making it very apprent the he and the other founders are not happy with the state of Gaia as it is and intend to find ways to handle user concerns.
So exciting! Everyone do your best to show your Gaia colors now because we know it will count the most.

In the Gaia Community Discussion Thread he lets us know that goldemort has gone.

Could this be a step forward into regaining some of the values Gaia once had?
What a way to start the holiday and 2017 emotion_awesome

Lanzer states that he will regularly be in the ATS now. Everyone get your questions and greetings ready on tuesdays!! heart  

[Raven of the Darkened Sky]

THIS IS SO EXCITING. The founders are back and are re-evaluating everything?? Pinch me, I'm dreaming. emotion_kirakira  

[Neshira Namea Returns]

I'm tentatively hopeful. Also deleting my thread. XD  

[Kome101]

Goldemort? BUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! rofl rofl rofl

 

[Pwnder]

I am super happy with this

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/gaia-community-discussion/ask-the-staff-13-december-2016-closed/t.101412747_191/#191

Just that he acknowledged that announcement spam is a problem and that its on his short list of things to deal with heart  

[Tigrosharu]

Imaginary Gary is gone! Yes Lanzer is back! Gaia can now be saved from doom, by the hands of the founders who shall bring it back from the brink of ruin. And Waffles!

At least one thing is going right this holiday season. Party!!  

[Pantherea Leonis]

Wonderful news! Perhaps some headway can be made to restore Gaia to its former glory ^^  

[Qwertea]

I am beyond thrilled. Gaia just might have a chance now, Lanzer has his work cut out for him but I know if anyone can fix this mess it will be him. heart

If L0cke is coming back will Ling? They are married after all and I know they were both close to Lanzer originally.  

[Pickled Cactus]

YEEEEAAH BOI emotion_dowant  

[HyphyMexican XIII SSC]

maybe he can get this page to work again
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how many users might actually be happy if this worked again? im sure some in here will be  

[Zalaznick Valkyrie]

I literally damn near cried when I read that announcement.
crying
Also, interestingly, I had sent Lanzer a PM a couple weeks before, just out of frustration.
I didn't think he was ever going to log back in.

But what gets me is that Gary was like: "Oh, hey, We... uh, We ******** up bad. Nobody likes us. You want this back?" And Lanzer was all: "... Wow. You dun got scooped, brah. What the hell did you do?!"

And... that's not how that conversation went at all, but it did in my head.  

[Pwnder]

Zalaznick Valkyrie

But what gets me is that Gary was like: "Oh, hey, We... uh, We ******** up bad. Nobody likes us. You want this back?" And Lanzer was all: "... Wow. You dun got scooped, brah. What the hell did you do?!"

And... that's not how that conversation went at all, but it did in my head.

rofl
In my mind it went like this:

Gary: "Welp! We discounted the s**t out of GC everyday for 6 months, created, discounted and sold every type of ticket imaginable, gave them the gold generators they wanted while promoting the hell out of it through announcements and still we are not selling enough! I guess this is the end.

*picks up hat stand and shoves it into a large carpet bag*

"Besides, the site copyright expires this year anyway and I don't wanna pay to renew that b***h"

*takes down wall mirror and carefully places it in carpet bag*

"Not sure if we can even pay the bills for the month,"

*Grabs potted plant*

"Tax season is gonna suck."

*grabs floor lamp and throws both into the carpet bag with a clatter*

"Hey, Lanzer!"

*snaps bag shut*

you want Gaia back?

*signals to Jason the get the umbrella*

Lanzer: "well s**t Gary, I can't let you just abandon it now can I? a*****e..."

*Gary shruggs picks up carpet bag and walks toward the window taking the umbrella from Jason*

Gary: "Its your ******** problem now then lol"

*opens the umbrella takes Jason's hand and floats out the window into the sky*

 

[Raven of the Darkened Sky]

Pwnder

Zalaznick Valkyrie

But what gets me is that Gary was like: "Oh, hey, We... uh, We ******** up bad. Nobody likes us. You want this back?" And Lanzer was all: "... Wow. You dun got scooped, brah. What the hell did you do?!"

And... that's not how that conversation went at all, but it did in my head.

rofl
In my mind it went like this:

Gary: "Welp! We discounted the s**t out of GC everyday for 6 months, created, discounted and sold every type of ticket imaginable, gave them the gold generators they wanted while promoting the hell out of it through announcements and still we are not selling enough! I guess this is the end.

*picks up hat stand and shoves it into a large carpet bag*

"Besides, the site copyright expires this year anyway and I don't wanna pay to renew that b***h"

*takes down wall mirror and carefully places it in carpet bag*

"Not sure if we can even pay the bills for the month,"

*Grabs potted plant*

"Tax season is gonna suck."

*grabs floor lamp and throws both into the carpet bag with a clatter*

"Hey, Lanzer!"

*snaps bag shut*

you want Gaia back?

*signals to Jason the get the umbrella*

Lanzer: "well s**t Gary, I can't let you just abandon it now can I? a*****e..."

*Gary shruggs picks up carpet bag and walks toward the window taking the umbrella from Jason*

Gary: "Its your ******** problem now then lol"

*opens the umbrella takes Jason's hand and floats out the window into the sky*

This is beautifully fantastic. *applauds*  

[Vishkah]

Pwnder

rofl
In my mind it went like this:

Gary: "Welp! We discounted the s**t out of GC everyday for 6 months, created, discounted and sold every type of ticket imaginable, gave them the gold generators they wanted while promoting the hell out of it through announcements and still we are not selling enough! I guess this is the end.

*picks up hat stand and shoves it into a large carpet bag*

"Besides, the site copyright expires this year anyway and I don't wanna pay to renew that b***h"

*takes down wall mirror and carefully places it in carpet bag*

"Not sure if we can even pay the bills for the month,"

*Grabs potted plant*

"Tax season is gonna suck."

*grabs floor lamp and throws both into the carpet bag with a clatter*

"Hey, Lanzer!"

*snaps bag shut*

you want Gaia back?

*signals to Jason the get the umbrella*

Lanzer: "well s**t Gary, I can't let you just abandon it now can I? a*****e..."

*Gary shruggs picks up carpet bag and walks toward the window taking the umbrella from Jason*

Gary: "Its your ******** problem now then lol"

*opens the umbrella takes Jason's hand and floats out the window into the sky*

Previously...

*sings in Julie Andrews' voice*

A CEO HAS NO TIME TO REST
WHEN HE IS FEATHERING HIS NEST
LEECHING OUR COMMUNITY WITH CORPORATE GREED.

THOUGH THE KIDS SAY HE'S UNCOOL
AT LEAST HE HAS, UH... TENTACL?

-it explodes-