1. Tai: Row...Row....Row...why are we going in circles
*Matt barely dips his oar in the water*
Matt: (this is no work for a musician, Tai won't notice if i only row a little) No idea Tai, maybe you're doing it wrong!!
Tai: Fat chance Blondy, I was the best rower back at camp, I could row circles around all of you
Matt: Apparently
*Everyone else busts up laughing*
Tai: *Turning red* That's not what I meant...it's an expression...urrrgh....I hate you guys
Kari: Don't worry guys, he'll get Oar-ver it soon...
Matt: Ya when he's like this there's nothing you canoe about it...hahaha
Mimi: Wat-er ya'll talking a boat guys.... look I can do it too
Joe: Alright guys that's enough, ya'll are rocking the boat and making me seasick, leave Tai alone so we can get back to dry land and off this hunk of trunk.
Sora: Awe you're not fun Joe Always so Stern
Izzy: Ha, Sora just called you a rear-end... I must keel and bow to the puniest of them all!
~4Kids
2. *Boat.exe has encountered a fatal error and has crashed*
Izzy: I think that thing forgot how to boat
Tai: First
Tai: &^$%!$ Izzy, you beat me by 10 seconds
Izzy: Well if you ain't first you're last!
~Ricky Bobby
3.TK: Matt...what did you do to that Swanmon?
Matt: That was actually Gabumon's doing.
Gabumon: Yes my lizard like Digimon brothers and I are excellent hunters as you can see from the coat I wear everywhere. So I killed this Swanmon and turned the carcass into a boat.
TK: That's gross, why would anyone want to ride in that?
TK: Wait I though Digimon turned into Tama's when they die.
Tokomon: That's right we do, just look at me haha.
TK: So what's the deal?
*TK inspects the craft closer and notices a tag*
Gabumon: *Getting nervous* Uh never mind that, us pay no attention to what you are seeing!
TK: Made in Digi-China? You liar, that coat probably isn't even real fur is it?
Gabumon: You caught me *head hung low* I'm actually a Vegetarian.
*Shocked gasps from the audience*
Matt: I don't even know who you are anymore...I'm taking the Swan boat and going to my Father's... I just need some time to think and I think you need to figure out who you want to be... humph, a vegetarian lizard parading around like a wolf...next you'll probably tell me you're Ironman or something too... unbelievable... I'm out
~Day's of our Digi-Lives
