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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:09 pm
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the funny thing is that in one gospel Jesus really did fight dragons
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Did he really?!
Man I really need to read the bible on day, it sounds like a fun adventure! surprised
*any unicorns? ninja

lol I would say yes. Just for the hell of it. This is what I found when i google

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"God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn."—Numbers 23:22
"God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn."—Numbers 24:8
"His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth."—Deuteronomy 33:17
"Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?"—Job 39:9–12
"Save me from the lion's mouth; for thou hast heard me from the horns of unicorns."—Psalms 22:21
"He maketh them [the cedars of Lebanon] also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn."—Psalms 29:6
"But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of the unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil."—Psalms 92:10
"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with their bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."—Isaiah 34:7

The classical Jewish understanding of bible did not identify the Re'em animal as the unicorn. Instead, the Tahash animal (Exodus 25, 26, 35, 36 and 39; Numbers 4; and Ezekiel 16:10) was thought to be a kosher unicorn with a coat of many colors that only existed in biblical times.
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:52 pm
These are all so hilarious.

I love reading through the FOJ blog, especially all of the offended people. Sheesh, it's hilarious and not really offensive. It actually makes religion not seem so stupid.  

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:09 pm
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the funny thing is that in one gospel Jesus really did fight dragons

Hahahaha this one reminds me of one of the pages my friends redubed in a Bible coloring book

Good times
 

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:20 pm
where's moe jesus? emotion_kirakira  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:20 am
I'm so happy I came across this thread, these are great!  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:30 am
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the funny thing is that in one gospel Jesus really did fight dragons
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Did he really?!
Man I really need to read the bible on day, it sounds like a fun adventure! surprised
*any unicorns? ninja

There is in the King James version of a passage, but the other versions just call it an ox,  
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:08 am
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For some reason I have a bunch of old Battle Pope comics laying around at home xd  

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:14 am
I saw a car ornament in a catalogue once. It was a foam cut-out Jesus holding a sign saying "Honk if you love Jesus" and his eyes were the suction cups. I wish I'd bought it, or could at least find a picture of it. It was excellent. rofl

I saw this in someone's signature recently; i forget who it was or what forum it was in though:
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*goes to check out that tumblr*  
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:28 am
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where's moe jesus? emotion_kirakira


Will tsundere Jesus do?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:57 am
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I saw a car ornament in a catalogue once. It was a foam cut-out Jesus holding a sign saying "Honk if you love Jesus" and his eyes were the suction cups. I wish I'd bought it, or could at least find a picture of it. It was excellent. rofl

I saw this in someone's signature recently; i forget who it was or what forum it was in though:
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*goes to check out that tumblr*


Great one. You think he brings the pizza 30 mins or less?

this one made me think of gaia

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That is hilarious XD  

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:28 am
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I saw a car ornament in a catalogue once. It was a foam cut-out Jesus holding a sign saying "Honk if you love Jesus" and his eyes were the suction cups. I wish I'd bought it, or could at least find a picture of it. It was excellent. rofl

I saw this in someone's signature recently; i forget who it was or what forum it was in though:
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*goes to check out that tumblr*
This picture reminds me of an episode of Amereican Dad.  
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