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see u next tuesday The Undead Suitor see u next tuesday The Australian citizenship test is ******** easy or so I've heard, two of my friends have taken it. The practice questions are like: 1. What do we remember on Anzac Day? a. The landing of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps at Gallipoli, Turkey b. The arrival of the first free settlers from Great Britain c. The landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cov uhhhh uhhhh hold on I can answer this it either has to do with dingos eating babies or mad max protecting the last drums of gasoline from lord humongous. or the thunderdome dont tell me THAT'S RACIST scream
I could have sworn the mad max movies were educational promotions of Australia's tourist industry |
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:30 am
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I will try to answer as many of these without looking anything up.
I am from New Zealand.
What are the colors of our flag?
Red, White and Blue
How many stars are there in our flag?
50.
What color are the stars on our flag?
White
What do the stars on the flag mean?
One star for each state
How many stripes are there in the flag?
50
What color are the stripes?
25 white, 25 red
What do the stripes on the flag mean?
Whites and rednecks?
How many states are there in the Union?
Dunno, 14?
What is the 4th of July?
Independence Day
What is the date of Independence Day?
4th July
Independence from whom?
United Kingdom
What country did we fight during the Revolutionary War?
United Kingdom
Who was the first President of the United States?
George Washington
Who is the President of the United States today?
Barack Obama
Who is the Vice-President of the United States today?
DUNNO LOL
Who elects the President of the United States?
The people
Who becomes the President of the United States if the President
should die?
Vice President
For how long do we elect the President?
4 years
What is the Constitution?
The rights and laws of the USA citizens.
Can the Constitution be changed?
No?
What do we call a change to the Constitution?
Blasphemy?
How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
None?
How many branches are there in our government?
Three
What are the three branches of our government?
Presidential, Senate and Congress?
What is the legislative branch of our government?
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Who makes the laws in the United States?
Congress
What is Congress?
The Republicans and Democrats arguing over petty stuff
What are the duties of Congress?
Vote for laws to pass so the USA can be a "better place".
Who elects Congress?
The people...?
How many senators are there in Congress?
Uh... 100?
Can you name the two senators from your state?
New Zealand is not a state!
For how long do we elect each senator?
Dunno, 4 years?
How many representatives are there in Congress?
No
For how long do we elect the representatives?
What is the executive branch of our government?
What is the judiciary branch of our government?
What are the duties of the Supreme Court?
Make sure every law passed holds to the constitution?
What is the supreme law of the United States?
Freedom of Speech
What is the Bill of Rights?
The Rights the people have...
What is the capital of your state?
Who is the current governor of your state?
Who becomes President of the United States if the President and the
Vice-President should die?
Secretary of State
Who is the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?
Can you name the 13 original states?
Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death."?
Lincoln?
Which countries were our enemies during World War II?
Japan, Germany, Italy, Turkey
What are the 49th and 50th states of the Union?
How many terms can a President serve?
Two
Who was Martin Luther King, Jr.?
He spoke of how the USA is a free country, and African-American suppression was against their rights as US citizens. Basically made the US a better place for all.
Who presides over your local government?
According to the Constitution, a person must meet certain
requirements in order to be eligible
to become President. Name one of these requirements.
Why are there 100 Senators in the Senate?
Who selects the Supreme Court justices?
How many Supreme Court justices are there?
Why did the Pilgrims come to America?
What is the head executive of a state government called?
What is the head executive of a city government called?
What holiday was celebrated for the first time by American colonists?
Who was the main writer of the Declaration of Independence?
When was the Declaration of Independence adopted?
What is the basic belief of the Declaration of Independence?
What is the national anthem of the United States?
Who wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?
Where does freedom of speech come from?
What is the minimum voting age in the United States?
Who signs bills into law?
President
What is the highest court in the United States?
Who was President during the Civil War?
Abraham Lincoln
What did the Emancipation Proclamation do?
What special group advises the President?
Which President is called the "Father of our country?"
What Immigration and Naturalization Service form is used to apply to
become a naturalized citizen?
Who helped the Pilgrims in America?
What is the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America?
What were the 13 original states of the U.S. called?
Name 3 rights or freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights.
Who has the power to declare war?
What kind of government does the United States have?
Which President freed the slaves?
In what year was the Constitution written?
What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called?
What is the supreme law of the land?
Where does Congress meet?
Whose rights are guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of
Rights?
What is the introduction to the Constitution called?
Name one benefit to being a citizen of the United States?
Able to live a good life...
What is the most important right granted to U.S. citizens?
What is the United States Capitol?
What is the White House?
Where is the White House located?
What is the name of the President's official home?
Name one right guaranteed by the first amendment.
Who is the Commander in Chief of the U.S. military?
Which President was the first Commander in Chief of the U.S.
military?
In what month do we vote for President?
November
In what month is the new President inaugurated?
January
How many times may a Senator be re-elected?
How many times may a Congressman be re-elected?
What are the 2 major political parties in the U.S. today?
Republicans, Democrats
How many states are there in the United States?
50
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:32 am
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Death Pop see u next tuesday The Australian citizenship test is ******** easy or so I've heard, two of my friends have taken it. The practice questions are like: 1. What do we remember on Anzac Day? a. The landing of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps at Gallipoli, Turkey b. The arrival of the first free settlers from Great Britain c. The landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cov I'm so sorry...but when I read 'Anzac' it made me think of some kind of alien over lord...Futurama style. I'd be a horrible Australian.
A.N.Z.A.C.
Easier now? |
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:03 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:55 am
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Qyp Death Pop see u next tuesday The Australian citizenship test is ******** easy or so I've heard, two of my friends have taken it. The practice questions are like: 1. What do we remember on Anzac Day? a. The landing of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps at Gallipoli, Turkey b. The arrival of the first free settlers from Great Britain c. The landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cov I'm so sorry...but when I read 'Anzac' it made me think of some kind of alien over lord...Futurama style. I'd be a horrible Australian. A.N.Z.A.C. Easier now?
now it looks like the acronym of some A.I. super computer that will kill humanity |
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:47 pm
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The Undead Suitor Qyp Death Pop see u next tuesday The Australian citizenship test is ******** easy or so I've heard, two of my friends have taken it. The practice questions are like: 1. What do we remember on Anzac Day? a. The landing of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps at Gallipoli, Turkey b. The arrival of the first free settlers from Great Britain c. The landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cov I'm so sorry...but when I read 'Anzac' it made me think of some kind of alien over lord...Futurama style. I'd be a horrible Australian. A.N.Z.A.C. Easier now? now it looks like the acronym of some A.I. super computer that will kill humanity
Thank you for saying that so I didn't have to. |
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:21 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:18 pm
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The Undead Suitor Qyp Death Pop see u next tuesday The Australian citizenship test is ******** easy or so I've heard, two of my friends have taken it. The practice questions are like: 1. What do we remember on Anzac Day? a. The landing of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps at Gallipoli, Turkey b. The arrival of the first free settlers from Great Britain c. The landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cov I'm so sorry...but when I read 'Anzac' it made me think of some kind of alien over lord...Futurama style. I'd be a horrible Australian. A.N.Z.A.C. Easier now? now it looks like the acronym of some A.I. super computer that will kill humanity
Ichi! Slap him! |
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:03 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:09 pm
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Qyp The Undead Suitor Qyp Death Pop see u next tuesday The Australian citizenship test is ******** easy or so I've heard, two of my friends have taken it. The practice questions are like: 1. What do we remember on Anzac Day? a. The landing of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps at Gallipoli, Turkey b. The arrival of the first free settlers from Great Britain c. The landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cov I'm so sorry...but when I read 'Anzac' it made me think of some kind of alien over lord...Futurama style. I'd be a horrible Australian. A.N.Z.A.C. Easier now? now it looks like the acronym of some A.I. super computer that will kill humanity Ichi! Slap him!
it makes sense it would come from Australia |
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:10 pm
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The Undead Suitor Qyp The Undead Suitor Qyp Death Pop see u next tuesday The Australian citizenship test is ******** easy or so I've heard, two of my friends have taken it. The practice questions are like: 1. What do we remember on Anzac Day? a. The landing of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps at Gallipoli, Turkey b. The arrival of the first free settlers from Great Britain c. The landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cov I'm so sorry...but when I read 'Anzac' it made me think of some kind of alien over lord...Futurama style. I'd be a horrible Australian. A.N.Z.A.C. Easier now? now it looks like the acronym of some A.I. super computer that will kill humanity Ichi! Slap him! it makes sense it would come from Australia
Australia AND New Zealand Army Corps. |
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:08 pm
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I did not go though them all but I had to smile at these
