Taking friend applications <3

[Read All Over]

Vitalli

Read All Over

sometimes I just have v****a on the brain. could be because I just spent fifteen minutes trying to pick out a new lunch meat at walmart.

oh my god. lol
thats probably the best sentence I've ever read.

emotion_dowant  

[Reikyavic]

1. Your name as it appears in the mirror:
civaykieR

2. Nicknames/ Aliases:
Reiky. Vilma. You know, offline.

3. Age in dog years:
2. 93. 140? Which dog years do you exactly mean?

4. Crunchy or Creamy peanut butter?
- Whatever quality the chocolate one is, because that's the only kind they sell here.

5. Are you able to belch your name?
- Only with the generous assistance of coke.

6. How do you like your coffee?
-With whiskey, cream and brown sugar, thankies.
(I like tea.)

7. Solve this algebra equation 4X = 2:
- Shovel.

8. Are you going to finish those fries?
- What fries?
a. If not, can you pass them this way?
- *eats them*

9. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?
- Gargamel for the effin president of universe!
(I hate smurfs.)

10. Are you double jointed?
- Agile as elephant darling~

11. Are you able to curl your tongue?
- Yoooees.
a. Prove it.
- *censored*

12. Can you land a back board slide from a 3 foot ollie?
- Wtf is this.

13. Cheetohs or Doritos?
- Where I come from the stuff is named differently. Doritos I guess

14. Describe yourself numerically using as few decimal places as possible:
-24

15. Does this dress make my butt look fat?
- Who cares~
a. Sexy fat or hoo-girl-uh-uh fat?
- It's all about the attitude, attitude!

16. How long can you hold your breath? Note: answering this question is not required under the equal opportunity employment act.:
- Until I faint!

17. Finish this sentence: "When attacked by ninjas _______."
- "Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!"

18. Essay question: In 500 words or less, tell me what makes you awesome.
- My friends~<3  

[Yeata Zi]

1. Your name as it appears in the mirror:ʎǝɐʇɐ zı--Am I holding this thing right? Oh... It's upside down. Phooey.
2. Nicknames/ Aliases: Zi
3. Age in dog years: 154
4. Crunchy or Creamy peanut butter? Creaaaamy
5. Are you able to belch your name? Unfortunately no
6. How do you like your coffee? mixed with ice and chocolate and topped with whipped cream
7. Solve this algebra equation 4X = 2: 1/2
8. Are you going to finish those fries? I have fries?
a. If not, can you pass them this way? Are they invisible? How do I pass?
9. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? One Eye'd b***h Smurf
10. Are you double jointed? Nooooooooo
a. If so, in what ways? Yeata Zi is high minded, bless my soul she's double jointed. She climbs hills and don't mind it. All day long.
11. Are you able to curl your tongue? Yuh.
a. Prove it.

12. Can you land a back board slide from a 3 foot ollie? Is this even english?
a. If not, why? I don't even
13. Cheetohs or Doritos? Pringles. Mmmm or smoked oysters.
14. Describe yourself numerically using as few decimal places as possible: 01011010 01101001
15. Does this dress make my butt look fat? phat, maybe
a. Sexy fat or hoo-girl-uh-uh fat? I like big butts and I cannot lie.
16. How long can you hold your breath? Note: answering this question is not required under the equal opportunity employment act.: My Lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.
17. Finish this sentence: "When attacked by ninjas _______." you are too dead to finish this sentence.

18. Essay question: In 500 words or less, tell me what makes you awesome.

I think it's my girlish good looks and charming personality. Probably also that whole mad scientist thing I'm doing. That's pretty rad.  

[Dickie Twinkles]

1. Your name as it appears in the mirror: yehciR
2. Nicknames/ Aliases: Dickie
3. Age in dog years: 189
4. Crunchy or Creamy peanut butter? Smooth?
5. Are you able to belch your name? eww no.
6. How do you like your coffee? weak with soy milk, no sweetner
7. Solve this algebra equation 4X = 2: X= 0.5
8. Are you going to finish those fries? Nope
a. If not, can you pass them this way? *throws*
9. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Twinkle Smurf
10. Are you double jointed? Nope
a. If so, in what ways?
11. Are you able to curl your tongue? I can lick my own tongue, feels weird.
a. Prove it. No.
12. Can you land a back board slide from a 3 foot ollie? No.
a. If not, why? Skateboarding breaks my bones.
13. Cheetohs or Doritos? Neither!
14. Describe yourself numerically using as few decimal places as possible: 13
15. Does this dress make my butt look fat? No but it makes your fat looks like butt.
a. Sexy fat or hoo-girl-uh-uh fat? sexy butt-y fat.
16. How long can you hold your breath? Note: answering this question is not required under the equal opportunity employment act.: 2 mins 20 seconds
17. Finish this sentence: "When attacked by ninjas _______." Pirouette and think of Albania.  

[Waking Buddha]

Application questions:
1. Your name as it appears in the mirror: nagroM
2. Nicknames/ Aliases: Margot and a lot of other very silly things my bf calls me
3. Age in dog years: uh...2.5? I'm not sure xp or 126
4. Crunchy or Creamy peanut butter? Creamy
5. Are you able to belch your name? Nope.
6. How do you like your coffee? With milk and sugar
7. Solve this algebra equation 4X = 2: x=.5
8. Are you going to finish those fries? Probably but i'll share with you.
a. If not, can you pass them this way? What did I just say? mad
9. If you were a smurf, what would your name be? Sweet Toothed Smurf
10. Are you double jointed? ...maybe in my shoulders.
a. If so, in what ways? I can push them out of the socket with out using hands.
11. Are you able to curl your tongue? YES cool
a. Prove it. NTY
12. Can you land a back board slide from a 3 foot ollie? Wha....?
a. If not, why? I don't know what that is D:
13. Cheetohs or Doritos? Cool Ranch Doritos if I have to choose. And throw some melted cheese on there.
14. Describe yourself numerically using as few decimal places as possible: wh..what? 3.14 repeating
15. Does this dress make my butt look fat? 3nodding
a. Sexy fat or hoo-girl-uh-uh fat? Sexy phat.
16. How long can you hold your breath? Note: answering this question is not required under the equal opportunity employment act.: Not long. I'm not a good swimmer. I have to plug my nose.
17. Finish this sentence: "When attacked by ninjas _______." Pretend to be dead.

18. Essay question: In 500 words or less, tell me what makes you awesome.
I'm really nice mad  

[Ping of Death]

1. Your name as it appears in the mirror:
htaeD of gniP
2. Nicknames/ Aliases:
Ping. Or Cassie.
3. Age in dog years:
168...I think.
4. Crunchy or Creamy peanut butter?
Creamy
5. Are you able to belch your name?
Yes.
6. How do you like your coffee?
I don't like coffee.
7. Solve this algebra equation 4X = 2:
Next question...
8. Are you going to finish those fries?
No.
a. If not, can you pass them this way?
No...
9. If you were a smurf, what would your name be?
But I don't wanna be a smurf!
10. Are you double jointed?
No
a. If so, in what ways?
n/a
11. Are you able to curl your tongue? Yes.
a. Prove it.
I don't want to.
12. Can you land a back board slide from a 3 foot ollie?
What?
a. If not, why?
Uhm...
13. Cheetohs or Doritos?
Cheetohs
14. Describe yourself numerically using as few decimal places as possible:
88
15. Does this dress make my butt look fat?
Depends on which angle you look at it.
a. Sexy fat or hoo-girl-uh-uh fat?
Ooh lala
16. How long can you hold your breath? Note: answering this question is not required under the equal opportunity employment act.:
Less than 2 minutes
17. Finish this sentence: "When attacked by ninjas, press Start to pause."
18. Essay question: In 500 words or less, tell me what makes you awesome.
I was born with a full outfit.