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asscracks

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:14 pm
welcome to the guide!



~~RULES~~

1. do NOT page stretch

2. do NOT spam!
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3. follow ALL Terms of Service!

4. don't be rude!

5. don't be negative!

**MOST IMPORTANT
6. please do not quote any of my guide posts!
like the zOMG + Bootygrab, or Blackjack + Tiles
etc, etc, etc!
you may quote my posts that are NOT
guide posts after I say
"OPEN!"**



~~Table of Contents~~

1. Fishing, Wordbump, Puzzles
2. zOMG, Bootygrab
3. Blackjack and Tiles
4. Vending
5. OPEN!
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:15 pm
~~Fishing, Word Bump, Puzzles!~~


~~FISHING~~

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fishing is EXTREMELY simple, just start from
Bass'ken Lake until you know how to fish with your eyes closed!

pricing for Bass'ken--
all guppies and goldfish go for about 10g EACH
all bass and koi go for about 80-150g EACH
all striper go for about 800g-1,500g EACH
all catfish go for about 200g
rares tend to go for 1,000,000g-1,150,000g EACH, with an only
1/90,000 chance of getting one!
they are the "Big Mouth Bass'terd", "Mutha Guppa", and the
"Candy Striper"
they move like a gray striper (not too difficult!)
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Gambino Lake is about two steps up from Bass'ken, and produces the same amount of profit!

pricing for Gambino--
balloonfish and seedkin go for about 15g EACH
trout and jellyfish go for roughly 200g-400g EACH
tuna go for about 1,000g-1,100g EACH
ironjaws go for 500g-900g EACH
rares go for 1,100,000g-1,500,000g EACH!
they are the "Buckin' Bino", "Tootin' Tino", and the
"Chargin' Chino"
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Durem Reclamation Facilty is VERY hard, compete in Gambino for
a month until you're GREAT!

pebbos and crabs tend to go for 25g EACH
biters and racerfish go for about 250g-400g EACH
boldurs and hellfish go for about 2,000g-4,000g EACH
rares here go for 3,000,000g-4,000,000g EACH!
they are the "Rubyback Lion", "Emeraldback Lion", and the
"Diamondback Lion" VERY hard to catch, so VERY expensive!
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Junk is very common, so they don't go for much!
Old Can, Boots, and Tires go for 2-5g each.
Driftwood goes for 5-20g each.
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COMPETITION!
every month the top ten of ALL fishers in EVERY lake gets a
TROPHY!
only one person gets an overall trophy a month!
THEY TAKE FOREVER TO GRANT!
Bass'ken is a very good first competition lake!
competitive fishing got me 400,000g PROFIT in ONE month, and won me a trophy! I spent a total of 125,000g on A Bait!

A great way to get an Angelic Rod, worth 8,000,000g after you catch
75,000 fish or junk, is COMPETING!
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Q: I wanna make stuff out of my fishies!
A: this guide should cover it all!

Q: I caught a rare! what do I do?
A: there's a small red 'x' at the top of the fishing window, NOT the exit button! use that to save the bucket early! remember to take a screen shot of the bucket! fill out the captcha and WAIT for it to finish loading! then exit!
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~~WORD BUMP~~

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nothing can really explain this.. make words, receive some
credits...

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~~PUZZLES~~

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piece together a puzzle! they can be worth as little as 50g,
or as much as 1,000g! sometimes you may receive a MYSTERY item
from the puzzle, find out what it is by finishing the
WHOLE item's image!





 

asscracks


asscracks

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:16 pm
~~zOMG, and Bootygrab~~

~~ZOMG~~

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zOMG! is the MMORPG of Gaia!
the only real difficulties are in the beginning, when you're
learning to play!

the tutorial SHOULD explain it ALL to you!
things to do:
--lower quality!
--set ring animation to YOURS only!
--if you're using Firefox, Seamonkey, or Google Chrome
I would recommend Adblock Plus! (Google it!)
Internet Explorer doesn't have it!
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~~BOOTYGRAB~~

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very easy! just move your avatar around the person's
tank while it's glowing, and if you're good you can get
1,000g-2,000g in 60 seconds!
there isn't much to it!
I recommend:
--medium quality to low
--make the screen small
--if the person has a bump thread, bump it!
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:17 pm
~~Blackjack and Tiles~~

~~BLACKJACK~~

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easy, easy, easy!
all you really need to do is get as close to 21 as
possible!
**HIT-- take another card!
**DOUBLE DOWN-- take another card, and give two to
your enemy! BAD MOVE!
**STAND-- you're happy with you're number! 19-21 is GREAT
for standing!
**BLACKJACK-- you got 21 when cardbot dealt the cards!
**BUST-- you lucked out! you went to 22+
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~~TILES~~

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this one's easy!
just match the monsters, or cute things..
or just the backgrounds, and you've got a link!
the thing in the parenthesis is just the background!
example for zOMG: OMG (wood), OMG (sea), OMG (wood), Garlic (wood), Garlic (sea), Gnome (sea)
 

asscracks


asscracks

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:18 pm
~~Vending~~


~~VENDING~~

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easy as 1, 2, 3!
the rules of vending are:
--buy something at a LOW price
--sell it at a higher price
--if you're gonna get a good deal, YOU
send the trade!
--don't be a jerk!
--don't say "my family member/friend/animal
just died, gimme it?"
--you wanna look at the item graphs before even buying the item!
--if less than about 50 sell a day, don't get it!
--if they're unstable on the marketplace you don't want it!
example:
400,000g on Sunday, 200,000g on Monday,
800,000g on Tuesday, 1,000,000g on Wednesday,
100,000g on Thursday, 40,000g on Friday,
300,000g on Saturday
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how to begin!
start at small items, about 5,000g each, you'll be
expecting about 200g profit out of them EACH,
get up to about 10,000g!
expect about 1,000g from those items!
get to 50,000g, you should expect about 5,000g to
10,000g out of these each!
get to 150,000g or so, with that get items worth roughly
100,000g each, and expect 25,000g out of those each!

getting advanced!
when you're at 500,000g you should expect maybe
50,000g out of those each, maybe 100,000g.
get up to 1,000,000g, and find your way from there..
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Q: what do I need to be a good vendor?
A: about 500,000g stockpiled, get it through any
sort of game, donations, or gaia cash!

Q: best items?
A: usually chance item SINGLES are best!
just wait for the chance item to go out of the shop,
the day after it does you're supposed to sell them all for
a nice amount of gold! (90,000g-100,000g each)

Q: you're a good vendor, right?
A: nope!
smile
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:19 pm
open! smile
 

asscracks


asscracks

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:56 pm
bump
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:54 pm
a** has my pants on.....  

Zemquest


asscracks

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:01 pm
Zemquest
a** has my pants on.....

redface
 
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:33 pm
Zemquest


please remove that giant quote, or the whole post.
 

asscracks


Zemquest

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:35 pm
asscracks
Zemquest


please remove that giant quote, or the whole post.


What are you talking about?  
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:39 pm
Zemquest

you're trying to cover it up.. lol
 

asscracks


Zemquest

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:43 pm
asscracks
Zemquest



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