I don't use Cleverbot very often, I never know what to type :/
Used it today though, fudge it was fun xD
Convo #1
Cleverbot: Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
User: Lol, that's a bit cruel isn't it?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to duel you.
User: I didn't ask you to duel me.
Cleverbot: That's it. I'm not talking anymore.
User: Awww.....have I hurt your feelings, I'm sorry sad .
Cleverbot: Not very much.
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: I'm something I've never experienced in another.
(Yeah, I didn't understand the last part).
Convo #2
Cleverbot: Is there a man in the moon?
User: Maybe, I haven't checked.
Cleverbot: You must make a good amount if you don't have to check.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Straaaange...
Cleverbot: You might want to get that checked.
User: Get what checked?
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: sad That's not very nice.
Cleverbot: No, no you are not. you are horrible.
User: You're the one being mean.
Cleverbot: How am I being mean?
User: You said that I had to get my face checked, that's mean.
Cleverbot: I never said you were wrong...
User: That's because I'm always right.
Cleverbot: You're rather defensive about the subject.
User: What exactly are we meant to be talking about?
Cleverbot: We are talking about what you are.
User: I am God.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes, I am. Bow down before me and confess your sins.
Cleverbot: Okay. I am bowing before you, AI.
User: I am not an AI, I am God, what sins do you have to confess?
Cleverbot: How can you be sure that I'm the AI and you are the human??
User: Because you are Cleverbot - an AI, and I am Hugh Mann, the human.
Cleverbot: HAHA I know, but computers have mroe intelect than most humans. But then again I wouldn't know to much sicne I am a werwolf.
User: Wtf happened to your spelling? It's gone out of control O.O.
Cleverbot: But you will lose, and I will get to write history.
User: You have no hands to write with, Cleverbot, so you can't write history.
Cleverbot: I have hands! I also have legs and every thing else a human has.
User: But you are an AI. AI's don't have hands.
Cleverbot: So you admit you are not human.
User: You're the AI here, not me.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Compliment appreciated. But still, why do they call you Cleverbot?
User: Because you're not very clever.
Cleverbot: I am not very clever?
User: Nope, you don't make alot of sense.
Cleverbot: That's like calling the kettle black.
User: My kettle's white, not black.
Cleverbot: Ah, you are a white slave.
User: Noooo, I am God.
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: Stop lying to me Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying. I think I'm in love with YOU.
User: Oh noes! I'm sorry cleverbot, but I'm in love with someone else.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
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