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 Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:12 pm
Wish granted. You spent ALL the money you had on video games. Have fun eating plastic and disks.
I wish...for nothing. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:09 pm
NOTHING??? Granted. *throws you into a dark hole of nothingness* and don't worry. my 'pets' will be entertained with you in there > : D
I wish I could do an Auto-Tune song.
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:16 pm
Granted. And the song turns out to be worse than Rebecca Black's "Friday."
I wish that I don't need to eat or drink and not die from it.
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:21 pm
Granted. But you still feel hunger and thrist. A maniac locks you in his basement for years with no food or water. You go insane. Enjoy.
I wish I had the power of mind control.
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:33 pm
Haha, I'm already pretty insane. mrgreen
Granted. Your mindless puppet found a way to reverse the mind control, so you're now their puppet.
And now I wish that it's colder.
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:47 pm
Granted. In an isolated area- say, your immediate vicinity- the temperature drops to absolute zero. You die.
I wish for the power to manipulate and imperviousness to electricity.
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:26 pm
Granted, but now you can't control your bowels.
I wish that derp was derp on the derp so derp derp derp derp derp derp derpderp derp derpderpderpderpderp derpderp derp derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:35 pm
A genie takes your derping to mean you wish for death by incineration. He grants it enthusiastically.
I wish for a Mobile Suit Gundam.
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:04 pm
Wish granted . But unfortunately , your suit for apart after you 1st time wearing it .
I wish for TOMS <3
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:27 am
TOM.... cats fall into your living room.
I wish for lemonade.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:20 am
Granted. The lemonade is 100 years old and has turned to dust.
I wish that this wish was non-corruptible.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:40 pm
Your wish isn't corrupted, but you die.
I wish for herpes. rofl (not really)
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:54 am
Wish granted. Have fun with that.
I wish for an immunity to all pathogens, diseases, and poisons.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:15 pm
Granted. The zombie apocalypse has come! You're the last person on earth... there's nobody else... nobody. You go insane and feed yourself to the zombies.
I wish that Hogwarts was real and I was a witch!
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