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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:49 pm
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...just so you could get some laughs? It's a risk but I do it all the time for a project. I think I get points for laughter.
Really. I do that.
EXHIBIT A: create your own country from the Middle East, Latin America, Africa, Australia, Asia, and/or Europe. I got with my best friend and we took over the whole world, except for Morocco and those countries we couldn't pick. We called it Unicorn World, and it was a dictatorship. All the major cities and stuff was some random word like Shplee and Shplue. Once upon a time in its history, 2 three-year-olds took over Unicorn World (when it was smaller) and after winning a war against the rest of the world, celebrated with alcohol. Every New Year's Eve, we held a holiday called "Burn-A-Nation Day" where we would burn a country to the ground. We did it to Morocco in 2012 so they would think the world did end. And we also did it to Chad for some reason I don't remember. Then we did it to Canada, because (since we live in Texas, mainly) you never hear of anything going wrong in Canada. Like, you hear of wars in Afghanistan, but nothing in Canada. Our motto was "The happiest only place on Earth." We also had a national anthem to the tune of My Country tis of thee: "My Unicorn World Sweet land without liberty Of thee I sing Land where everyone cries -- OF HAPPINESS-- Land where everyone dies From every mountainside Let dictators win!"
We got an A on that. I feel accomplished.
EXHIBIT B: In the credits for some math thing, I wrote this: "Awesomeness by [my name] Awesomenesser by [partner's name] Awesomenessness by [other partner's name]
This whole freaking powerpoint by [partner's name], [other partner's name], [my name], Microsoft, and Bill Gates.
Special Thanks to Billy G. for inventing Microsoft Powerpoint 2003.
Special thanks to [friend 1's name] and [friend 2's name] for doing absolutely nothing but asking to be in the credits. A message to you: You didn't really think we would put you in here, did you?" I got a perfect score. I feel even more accomplished.
Have you ever taken the risk of a bad grade just so you could have fun with your school projects?
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:36 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:08 pm
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One time in Highschool, I was in the Health Academy (vocational program) and my first class was Medical Terminology. I had this real a** of a teacher, she was so stupid, the Seniors knew more than her and she was under the belief every single student she had was out to get her (to her credit we did all hate her). Her idea of teaching was to put a 20 word vocab list on the board every Monday and then test us on them every Friday. That was it! We had a week of nothing to do but study flash cards. Everything else we needed to learn for next year we had to study ourselves.
So one day she decides to something different and tells us to write something using all the vocabulary for that week. Her exact words: "an essay or short story or something like that"
Now my friends and I were pretty pissed at her at this time. We had worked hard all year qualifying and raising money to go to the state HOSA competition, spending our own money and making our own chocolates and cookies to sell (because she refused to get candy for us to sell) only for her to tell us she is quitting in the middle of second semester, right before the competition so we couldn't go! (Subs were not allowed to lead trips and chaperones can't go with out a teacher) (and she wondered why we hated her)
So we decided to be smart asses and pun the words to make a crazy short story. We had Mr. Geri Actric and his girlfriend Su Pine go see Dr. Osha, ect. . .
It was a funny story and everyone loved it (even our English Teacher next door was laughing!) Except the a** teacher who instead of talking to my friends and I about the story, called my mom in for a conference! I was a (almost) straight A student who never got in trouble and she wanted to talk to my mom just about the freaking story! Even my mom was upset because she had to drive all that way and back, and I live an hour away from the school, just to be told the teacher didn't like my story!
At least the next year, the new teacher used the extra money to get us all tickets to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventures since the competition was in Orlando. whee
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:42 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:13 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:25 pm
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