Worst Pick-Up lines

[The_9th_Doctors_Rose]

MiniiMochii

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
That one was amazing xD

My entire existence here is just waiting now

Haha Glad you liked it. Its amazing the things people say isn't it?

For a time when I can be with you

 

[September Equinox]

Hetalia ones:

America- Hey baby, would you like to stimulate my economy for the night? ;D
France- What's a nice girl doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Canada- I'm gonna call you Maple Tree, because I would definitely tap that~
Austria- Your eyes are like 'Sonatina in G-Major', absolutely beautiful.
Any: So I hear you like conquering nations. Fancy conquering my heart?
S. Italy- You must be the greatest architect in the world; you just made the leaning tower stand straight up.
China- I lost my panda bear! Can I sleep with you tonight?

Soooo bad... But if someone used these to hint that they were a Hetalian... They might just have a chance. An honest laugh from me, at least. XD  

[fifimaru]

I heard this guy say....."my love is like diarrhea,I can't hold it in" emotion_awesome  

[Seasick Katie]

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fifimaru

I heard this guy say....."my love is like diarrhea,I can't hold it in" emotion_awesome

HAHAHAHA! Ewwwwww, I've heard that one too! rofl  

[Meena Reine]

"Hey, are you a diamond smuggler? Because your eyes sparkle so much that I thought for sure you must be smuggling diamonds in them."

A guy actually said that to me. stare  

[xoAniLuv]

The "Are you an angel" crap. Of course I'm not angel. Haven't they noticed the demonic sigils plaguing my skin? rolleyes  

[Saelie]

"So, what's your new years resolution? I'm looking at mine right now"

"Hi, I'm blind. Can I read your shirt in braille?"

"The voices in my head told me to come and talk to you"

"F*ck me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?"

"The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word."

-__-  

[quite uneventful]

"Hey baby I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get"
"I wish you were a door, so i could bang you all day long"
"I like every bone in your body. especially mine"
"Oh hey. Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
"Hey baby lets play titanic! You be the iceberg, and I'll go down on you!"
"Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!"
"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a c**k."
"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!"
"You mermade to pull my long fish out of the water."
"That white linen summer dress you sewed yourself would look great on my floor."
"I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart."

emotion_facepalm
WHYYYYYY  

[Gedliboo]

You need to watch this xd  

[NC_Nana]

My friend always uses this one:


How many bones are there in the human body?
206
Want another one?  

[dainty oddy]

the following have all been said to me. o v o

"somebody better call god. he's missing an angel.

"excuse me? i think there is something in your eye. wait, nope. it's just sparkle.

"hey, remember me? oh wait, that's right. i've only met you in my deams."

is it bad i find these super cute though? q u q