The Perfect Husband

[Snowpaya]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"  

[Akanescute]

That says something if the wife doesn't realize that isn't her husband's voice.  

[Sash0]

lol that's funny  

[Aurous07]

lol "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" rofl  

[starsfury]

lmao thats nice  

[Pininie]

LMFAO sucks for the husband who didnt answer the phone right away!

 

[p-shdw]

xD
perhaps it's a twin! O:  

[Akanescute]

He would be a tremendous douche-bag then  

[starsfury]

reading that a second time after so long still made me laugh  

[Snowpaya]

Same here. XD That'd be a great FML moment for the husband.  

[-ixTa-o]

Life is short...

Good grief xd

...Do what you wanna do, like live in a cardboard box or sumthin` .