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Hello duelists. Look at your Cards, now back to mine, now back to your cards, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine, but if you stopped using lady scented non holo cards and switched to using Holographic cards they could look like mine.
Look down,
...back up, where are you? Your on the Kaiba Corp Blimp, with the Cards your Cards could look like

Whats in your hand? Back at me. I have it, its a duel disk with the two Monster cards you love.
Look again, THE MONSTERS ARE NOW FUSING.
Anything is possible when you use holographic cards like a man and not a lady.
I'm on a Blue Eyes!

lol i was holding a blue eyes while watching the commercial and i was like.....I GOT IT!!!!

That was good for a laugh, thank you. I haven't watched TV in 3 years...but the joke was still good.

Let me try a short one..

Old cards? Tune them up with new, Nitro Synchron.

Holo or non-Holo. My cards are superior to your cards because my cards unite together in groups of 42 to wage epic war against other, similar groups of cards. The decks with less than 42 are merely one or two cards shy of a full deck while those surpassing 42 are stumbling over themselves in a clumsy fashion. Now look back at your cards and remember this: "If your cards do not unite properly in a uniform and fluid manner, then your cards are not superior to my cards."

True facts.