The Wrong Answer Game

[Tasn Zheng]

Seeing as games don't have a subforum, I'll temporarily locate in-forum games here. Feel free to move it if needed, crew.

Anyway, the rules of the game are simple: ask a question and the next poster will answer it with incorrect information and then ask another question.

Ex:

Post 1: Why is the sky blue?
Post 2: Because it drank too much blue kool-aid.
What does LOL mean?
Post 3: Loud outer loads
Care for my avy?

etc

Anyway, let me start with this question:

How do you plant bananas?  

[Hoshigiri]

From an overhanging pot, of course.

What is a Freudian slip? ((and I already know the real answer, so no need to tell me))  

[Phane Operato]

A dance known worldwide created by Sigmund Freud, famous for his awesome disco skills.

Who invented electricity?  

[Hoshigiri]

A guy mysteriously known as E from Lectri City. Unfortunately, he died shortly afterwards.

What is the cause of summer heat?  

[RafiCat]

Summer heat is caused by millions of bees gathering nectar. Their wings move so fast it warms the air around them.

Why do cats climb trees?  

[RebelGh0stZer0]

It's where their secret other families live. You know, the families that have the latest technology, all the fish they can eat, everything covered in catnip etc. dramallama

How did the Titanic sink?  

[Xxx-Sukura-xxX]

Titanic fell in love with the ice berg but for some whatever reason, the ice berg killed the Titanic.

Who made Gaia?
[ Easy peasy question. ]  

[Monkoloko]

SANTA CLAUS!  

[RafiCat]

Monkoloko

SANTA CLAUS!

now ask another question... blaugh  

[hsmfreek]

Xxx-Sukura-xxX

Titanic fell in love with the ice berg but for some whatever reason, the ice berg killed the Titanic.

Who made Gaia?
[ Easy peasy question. ]

The internet provider.

Why is the tomato red? XD (Haha a joke on its own)  

[RafiCat]

hsmfreek

Xxx-Sukura-xxX

Titanic fell in love with the ice berg but for some whatever reason, the ice berg killed the Titanic.

Who made Gaia?
[ Easy peasy question. ]

The internet provider.

Why is the tomato red? XD (Haha a joke on its own)

It's embarassed by its plumpness. You'd blush too if you were so ... rotund.

Why do we carve jack-o-lanterns?  

[Schlaghund]

to keep the children busy while your husband buries bodies in the back yard.

why isn't there a sidewalk when i need one to cross the street  

[Different...Very.]

Because Jay's walking there.

What's the difference between a computer and a modem?  

[Saurius]

There Isn't! Both the computer and the modem have equal jobs when it comes to pasteurization.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?