Perhaps I was barking up the wrong tree when I posted this in lifestyle, but I have been met with nothing but douchebag responses.

In any case, my Gothic magazine wants to start an advice column, so think Lady of Manners if you've ever read her novel. Basically, we'll choose either one or two of the best questions and answer those. They must be Goth-related, though.

You can either post your questions here or PM me. Also, state if you want your real name used or your pen name (which can be your Gaia name).