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PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:40 am
Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Wanna know the new porno that is named after Tiger?

Its called Tiger's Wood.

*Stand up from story*

You know, Tigers a real dumb a**. He lets that b***h take a club to his car, and he blames it on himself. Hell, Tigers rich enough to divorce that b***h, give the kids child support, give that woman half and still have half a billion for himself. Hell man, he blames himself? Man, I'd sleep with a ton of women, too, if I was out on the road every day, with them jumping around with their tatas in my face. ********... dumb a** people these days, sayin' , "Oh, but Tiger betrayed her." Betrayed her my a**. Hell, she's getting more publicity not wearing a ring that Oprah is closing down her show. ******** man, if you ask me, theres alot of stupid ******** people out there just pickin' on Tiger, ya know?  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:40 pm
Why is Tiger Woods so good in golf?
Because he allways hits the holes!
DOHOHOHO!  

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:15 pm
Whats the difference between an suv and a golf ball?

Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards  
PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:14 am
A lion never cheats but a tiger wood.  

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:42 pm
hahahahahaha blaugh  
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