Lets fuss amongst ourselves!

[KoRnfucius]

Now, for the anti-magik people.........Just offer them some concentrated Wormwood and tell them that it's an aphrodisiac.......and them you can laugh when they get the runs and when they tell you that you lied to them, tell them that's what they get for listening to someone that they ASSUME pratices withcraft. Dude, that's awesome!  

[Genica Pussywillow]

[When I was asked if I was doing "Witchcraft" I just responded, "Only on Hallowe'en, don't worry, I'll kill you first ^^"]
[They just gave me a look and walked away, I don't think they got it o.0]  

[Sisemen]

spooky_sez

You could tell them you cast a spell on them.
Then when they say "Oh yeah well nothing happened" you can say "I know, ya know why? Coz I'm not a witch you ******** douche bag."

I like this one twisted but people usually just get out of my way, if they have anything to say they waite untill I'm far enough away that I can't hear them  

[Aloquin]

Not all Goths (or even the majority) are pagans, and not all pagans are Goths.

Personally, I'm an atheistic Satanist, but meh. I'm hardly the norm =/